Play on!

Even with two players out of the game the remaining clothed Unicorns are still outplaying the topless Dragons. Brianda manages to get another goal while everyone is distracted by the newly naked elves.

As you wait for another opportunity you spot the Dragons coach waving at you. You zip behind her and give her a pinch on the behind to get her attention. The coach jumps and spins round, instinctively covering herself. As she turns you almost expect her to take a swing at you but her look of shocked anger shifts into exasperation as she sees it's you.

"Well aren't you hilarious." She mutters through gritted teeth. You deliver a little bow, "You have a quite excellent behind you know. Is there anything else I can do for you or can I get back to work?" The dwarf goes another shade redder but presses on "As you can see, the ladies aren't getting it done up there. Anis and Leta are at least trying but the other three are as useless as a glass hammer." As if to illustrate her point you see the Unicorns score again over her shoulder. You give a shrug "Is there not some magic flying ball you could catch to score 100 points or something? Isn't that what these wizard sports are like?" The dwarf rolls her eyes and plants her hands firmly on her hips "No, that would be insane. Look, if you can get us a win I'll owe you big. Either get us some goals or make the Unicorns forfeit. If you pull it off I'm sure we can work something out after the game."

You consider the dwarfs words; you could probably mess with the Unicorns coach and players enough to make them throw in the towel or you could simply try and redirect the ball into the Unicorns goal while going after their last three players. On the other hand it did almost sound like the coach was making demands of you...