Take it easy and text with Jesus for a sec

The Lamb of Hosts shoots another text over. so you having fun or what?

fucking amazing time! You text right back.

yeah i thot so lol
gotta make sure to show up next time but i had some other shit to handle

You try to run through your head what it is that Christ actually does all day, before deciding you don't super care and what the hell, if you're this famous already, it wouldn't be that weird for Jesus to show up at another house party of yours.

sooooo did you figure out the surprise yet? wink wink winky wink
uhhhh what surprise JC?
lol thot you might be a bit distracted but check it out, i threw you a little bonus package.

Bonus package? What's he talking about?

wtf you talking about?

come on be honest, your dick wasn't always that big. i know, i see everyone's sexts.
You reflect that under normal circumstances, you would be floored and embarassed at the idea of anyone knowing about your history of dick pics, but after throwing a school-wide orgy party and plastering your sex tape all over the internet, it feels like a concern of the distant past.

okay, so you made it bigger for me? thanks dude. You figure that some gratitude is in order, after all.

no no no not just that. i mean like it gets better.
like every time you bang a new hottest chick, like better than your personal best, you get bigger.
just to keep you from getting bored. gotta challenge yourself somehow, right?

You can't believe it, but you do remember seeing the same thing happen near the start of the party. Looking down at your member now, it's hard to tell. After all, you were already upgraded from grower to shower just when you woke up a few days ago into this new free-use world. But yeah, looking closely, you can see it has maybe a millimeter or two of growth from where you were yesterday, maybe even a couple of new veins faintly showing on the skin. Man, your homeboy Jesus really wants you to have a good time. Come to think of it...

hey so jesus
is it like weird that im using your gifts to just like **** and objectify these women
like cause i think that goes against a lot of like Christian shit
just from what i remember growing up

It strikes you that this might be the end of the line. For the sake of your curiosity you may have exposed yourself and offended the source of your new pleasures. For a second you think you might be the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived, when you see Jesus is typing.

what kinda question is that lol
i made them that hot for a reason dipshit
thats what chicks are there for