Take a pair from your 20 year old brother

You head to the door, your older brother should have something decent to wear. You peak out into the hall, and then head three doors, completely naked, into your brothers room.

When you enter his room, you notice it’s a mess. This must be why he never lets you in his room. You head to the dresser to see if you can find something decent. You dig through the drawers with no success.

You see a gym bag and head over to it. You open it and the smell of bo and sweat slam into your face. You dig through and find a crusty, yellowing jockstrap. You set it on top of the bag and think, “There has to be something better than this.”

You continue looking around and find under his bed an unopened plastic baggy with some sort of underwear inside. You open it up and pull out a black thong. “You have got to be kidding me.” Just then you hear your brother talking to your mom. “Yeah yeah, I’ll be going in a sec. I just need to grab my keys from my room.

Panicking you now only have two choices, the crusty jockstrap, or the black thong. With only have a few seconds to choose. You