Support Staff

Claire: This is Claire in customer support, you may I help? ... Hello Mrs. Wellington, yes we have had reports of company contacts not responding or calls being redirected to sex phone lines, but...hold, I need to put you on hold...

Paul: Busy day?

Claire: You have no idea! We're getting flooded with complaints and I'm on the hook for three phone conversations and a video chat at the moment.

Paul: Oh, I think I have some idea. You see, it's kind of my fault that a majority of the company is turning into bimbos.

Claire: Look sir, I don't know what you are going on about or what you're even doing here, but if you want to be useful then can you handle some of these calls?

Paul: You know what? I suppose I can fix your problem...what is the name of the woman you're video conferencing with?

Claire: Oh, that's Cameron Chica, a big shot CEO for one of our clients demanding to be kept abreast about why our senior management hasn't been updating her recently.

Paul: Hmmm...I'm hearing 'big', 'breast', and 'Cam'. Let me just apply those settings to my app. There! Why don't you chat with Cammie now?

Claire: Oh my god...Mrs. Chica?

Cammie: Please, call me Cammie...it's like my name, and my job! *giggle* Now what can I do for you?

Claire: Ummm, I don't know what's going on. Wasn't I supposed to be helping her?

Paul: I already took care of it, Claire. Now Cammie, would be so kind as to show us your lack of bra support for those beautiful boobs?

Cammie: Like, sure thing mister!