Reimagine phone support

Claire: Sir, I don't know how you did that to Cammie...er, Mrs. Chica...but it's highly inappropriate way to help someone!

Paul: I agree. We need a better way to support our customers. There are simply too many callers to transform and it would require sharing my app with an excessive amount of support staff. We need use new methods to satisfy our clients.

Claire: Dare I ask what you have in mind?

Paul: Well, let's take your friends Clayton and Mikayla as an example. Sure, they're pretty proficient at speaking with customers with their bright smiles and energized conversations. But what if we reimagined them as 'sultry sexpots' with 'darker hair' and 'husky voices'? Can you think of how they could be more helpful?

Claire: Oh my gawd, Layla and Kayla are so hawt! They'd be perfect for a phone sex line!

Paul: Well I don't know about perfect. I know that appearance isn't as important for audio interactions, but there's something special about a 'stereotypical bleach blonde' with 'massive boobs'.

Claire: Aw, are you calling me special?

Paul: Well, you are my special little support sucker! Now why don't you join Kayla and Layla in handling this hard case of mine. Then you three can go back to making us money on the phone sex lines.

Claire: Yay!