Paul

Brad: Hey! Hey, you!

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Paul: Who, me?

Brad: Yes, you! The only one in this whole damned building who doesn’t seem to be a half-naked bimbo!

Paul: Oh, I don’t think I’m the only one. Though there do seem to be a lot, I’ll grant you.

Brad: It’s crazy! I was supposed to meet Bob Anders to go over the company’s tax audit results at 2, but in his office I found this blonde slut offering to suck my dick!“

Paul: Oh, that must have been Bobbi! She’s insatiable. Not too thinky but she gives great head. I do hope you took her up on the offer.

Brad: .What? No! I’m an agent of the federal government! Who are you? What’s going on here?

Paul: I’m Paul from IT. If you’ll give me your name, I can look you up on the company’s system and figure out where you’re supposed to be.

Brad: I…wait….what’s going on here?

Paul: I’m just want to do a search on the system for your name and find the conference room you’re scheduled to meet in. I could just hack into Bob’s personal calendar, but that might be considered unethical.

Brad: You can do that?

Paul: Sure! I’m IT. I can do just about anything with computers. But it’d be easier if you’d just tell me your name.

Brad: It…It’s Brad Martin…what’s going on around here?

Paul: It’ll all make sense soon. Just looking you up. Huh. Did you know there are THREE Brad Martins at the IRS? But this one must be you.

Brad: Wait! You hacked the IRS?!?

Paul: Don’t be silly, Brad. I hacked the universe. It’s all a simulation, you know. And if you can find the right place in the code you can do stuff like …this!

Brandi: Hi, I’m Brandi!

Paul: Hi Brandi! I’m Paul!

Brandi: Hi Paul! I’m Brandi!

Paul: You said that, Brandi!

Brandi: I did? Gosh! <giggle>

Paul: What bring you to our little company today, Brandi?

Brandi: Huh? Oh! I’m, like, with the International Blowjob Service! The government sends us around to make sure people are getting blowjobs!

Paul: Well that sounds like a very important service! You must really enjoy your work!

Brandi: OMG! It’s the best!

Paul: Well, don’t let me keep you from your important work. Do you start with the CEO?

Brandi: No, silly! I start with the head of IT!

Paul: But Brandi, I’m the head of IT!

Brandi: OMG! That’s such a coincidence! Do you like blowjobs?

Paul: I LOVE blowjobs, Brandi! Are you good at giving them?

Brandi: I’m the best! Let me show you!