Stupid John Changes a Strip Club

Across the street, the strip club “Eruptions” was just opening up. The now very stupid John headed right for the sign with the flashing lights. Once security was finally able to get John to show his ID, he made his way over to where Amber was performing first.

A few guys flung some dollar bills at her as she crawled, handcuffs in mouth, towards where John sat. As she moved towards John, John nervously put his hands up saying “I didn’t do anything.” He shouted. Annoyed, Amber told him to keep his hands back. When he didn’t move those hands. She tried to put his hands down herself. John blurted out, “Please, officer, it wasn’t me” Amber blinked in confusion, then realization.

Amber dropped her sultry tone and whispered to John, “I’m undercover. Keep it together. I know it wasn’t you.” She tried to reassure him by putting her arm on his shoulder.

“You must be the worst undercover agent ever! Why do you have your handcuffs out in the open? I bet you parked your police car in the back as well”

Ambers eyes widened as she whispered, “Fuck, I didn’t think anyone would notice.”

“Hey, blondie, less whispering more dancing,” one of the strip club patrons said.

Amber tried her best to keep cover. But her attempt to be a sexy stripper was clumsy and unconvincing.

“Thanks for nothing, officer,” another patron sneered.

“Who told you I was a cop!” Amber blurted and covered her mouth.

Most of the patrons grew annoyed and went to another dancer. Amber dejectedly put back on her cop uniform which she left lying out in the open back on and left in her cop car.

John shrugged the strange scenario off and watched another dancer.