Statue of Zeus

Before you is a largely nude statue, muscles which can only be described as supernaturally well-defined holding a lightning bolt in his right hand, eagle on his left shoulder. The purple toga is largely not covering his form, chest muscles practically so strong as to be their one people. Though the toga does technically cover his crotch, what would be scaled down to about 12 inches clearly shows itself under the toga. Below his well-toned legs and feet is a plaque which reads, "Zeus, Lord of Olympus, pleaser of women." Below this is scratched via what looks like could be dagger, "Done her you may have but catch me if you can, lightning crutch. -Hermes"