Statue of Loki

Before you there are not one but two prominent statues: one male and one female. The man features slightly more prominently, appearing to be guarding the woman's back from the side. Conversely, the woman appears to be protecting the man from hidden dangers coming from behind. The man's face is weary, seemingly tired of . . . something, you're not sure to be honest, whereas you can't actually see the woman's face from your vantage point. The man sports a full beard, going down to his mid-chest while the woman clearly has none; both, however, have the same fiery red hair. The man holds an obsidian dagger peeking out from behind his back, though you can't quite make out what the woman holds, she seems not to be wielding anything sharp. Both individuals wear long black robes, being discernible as neither coat nor dress. Two separate purple snakes entwine the two beings, forming an ouroboros of sorts in a figure eight around the two statues' waists. The placard below says "Loki, Lord of Mischief" and Lord is crossed out in what seems to be dagger, bits of obsidian shards left behind within this, Laird written below. Below that, is written "If you're gonna make something so permanent as a statue at least use a neutral term for my title, darlings."