Statue of Freyr

You see a statue of a man, one of the few on this side of the main hall, who is not wearing any armor whatsoever. Instead, he simply wears a shirt and pants, proudly standing there bare of arms or shield or fur. Yet, he is nevertheless well-toned, a sheath of wheat in one hand. His placard, on the other hand, is slightly scandalous: "Freyr, Lord of the Harvest, twin of Freya - yet only half as salacious, for he hath laid with but half of Asgard." You are drawn aback slightly with the boldness of the claim, yet eyeing his crotch, you could believe it, for there is most definitely a sizable package underneath his pants.