Starting now

Staring down at his new and imporved body Xander couldnt help but grin. The Body Mod Ray did good work. He was sporting a physique that most hollywood stars would kill for. Seriously, his only competition in fitness were guys like Bruce Lee who at one point had 7% body fat. He was also sporting a dick that most porn stars would kill to have. He didnt go nuts and make it obscenely huge, he kept it under twelve inches and instead maxed out on girth. He thought that showed remarkable restraint.

He was tempted to head out tonight and try his luck at the Bronze. Take his new body for a spin and aee what the fairer sex thought of thibgs. With Anya freaking out because of Adam, the Initiative and all that he found himself once again single as a freaking Anya left Sunnydale to stay alive.

He could maybe tweak his features a bit, make himself sexier for the ladies to-

"Knock it off!" Xander slapped himself in the face to make that train of thought stop. He had to stop using the ray to work on himself. Especially for something as stupid as looking hot for chicks. Starting now, serious use of the ray only, starting right now. No more selfishly using the ray.

Well, maybe he better look into upgrading his vision. To help out with hunting vampires at night. That was only sensible. Or strengthening his bones. Ligaments and tendons too maybe?

Okay, so maybe he wasnt over using the ray for selfish reasons. Yet. But he would be soon. Its not like he was using it for ****. Again. Spike was a one time thing and that was **** and a test to see if the ray gun actually worked. It was half ****, half science experiment.

Who else would he even use the ray on, anyways? Most of his enemies were dead or in Faith's case, jail. And no body he knew had done anything that warranted a ray gun attack. The only person he was even kind of annoyed with at the moment was Anya and that was only because she had once again fled Sunnydale when the usual spring big bad revealed himself. 1st the Mayor and now Adam. It hurt that instead of picking up a weapon and getting in the fight beside him and the other Scoobs, Anya had packed a bag and headed for the hills.

Besides if he shot her with the ray and gave her the Dolly Parton treatment would Anya even take it as a punishment?