Star Door

You look at a bunch of doors, but decide that they are not the right one for you. Then you come to a door marked "Stars". It looks worn from use, and there are all sorts of markings all over it. Many names signed on it seem to be misspelled. You make out "Mara Linn Monroed", for example, and "Arina Grand".

"This one?"

"It's very popular," your guide says. Penelope smiles.

"Justine Beaver?" you ask.

"Female version of you know," she smiles again. She shrugs. "I don't make the choices, the customers do."

"I want to go through this door, I just have to decide who to be," you say.

Penelope smiles. "I can give you some suggestions if you wish. Most people want to become a porn star."