Sort through your business emails.

You pull up your 'business' emails, at an address you threw together last night to allow for applicants and help make things seem more above board, like it would matter with your newfound influence over the weaker sex. It's not like you're looking forward to the process of incorporation and other paperwork formalities. At the top of the list, though, is a series of emails from the executive staff at Brazzers, RealityKings, Pornhub, every Mindgeek property in fact, not to mention EvilAngel, Wicked, and every other premium site you ever pirated from. They all seem to be sending you variations on the same message: They want you to be their next signed male star, exclusive and with a wide range of benefits.

You almost consider joining for a minute, before you see the rest of your business emails. Your business inbox is studded with direct emails from the likes of Angela White, Riley Reid, Mia Malkova, and even "retired" pornstars like Mia Khalifa, telling you that they want to do scenes for your company, immediately. Even stating they're willing to break contract with their studios in order to be part of your team. You suddenly realize that you could bankrupt any porn studio you want, just by inviting their girls over for a shoot. There's no way they'd stay loyal for a paycheck when you and your heavenly dick are on the table instead.

By the time you reach the end of your inbox, it's already been at least 30 minutes. It's only at the bottom that you see some warning messages from Twitter regarding your account activity.