Something stupid

It was over before it even began. Both of them attacked you at the same time, Honey Badger with her claws and Flying Fox with a stun baton. But considering a slap around the head from you can do more damage than a baseball bat to the head neither had a chance, and both were now lying **** on your bedroom floor. In tight revealing clothes. and both were sexy as hell.

"Damn it" You sigh as you walk to the other room and grab your mobile phone and scrolled through your contacts, "If it wasn't for Hot Head, I'd be **** you two right now" you say to the **** women as you walk back into your bedroom, and hit Dial.

a couple of rings later and someone picked up "Delivery Service"

"I've got two packages for pick up" you said to the person

"Estimated delivery time?" the voice asked

"About 12 hours" you say after a quick glance at your bedroom clock

"Address of pick up and delivery?" the voice asked and you told them your address, and where you wanted them two idiotic heroes dropped off "Understood, someone will be with you soon."

Hearing the phone disconnect you tossed your phone onto your bed and finally put on your dressing gown, easily dragging the two girls into your front room you sat and waited, sipping on your green label. Barely 10 minutes had gone by when there was a knock on your door. Checking the peephole you see who you expected.

"Evening ma'am" the head man said with a professional smile as he took off his cap and tipped it to you, behind him five other men nodded at you "Hear to pick up a package"

"Two, actually" You stepped aside and the men stepped into your apartment, the five silent ones instantly going to work, quickly removing the girls utility belts and zip-tying the hands and feet together, also sliding small resperators over their mouths and turning the gas on

"All fine ma'am, all fine." the man smiled as he and you stepped aside so the others had no problem carrying the women out of your home "lets see now, that's two... and for delivery... plus expenses," he mumbled to himself as he pulled out a small black book and thumbed through it "To be delivered to?"

"Any police station over a dozen miles from here" you told him as you took a swig of your scotch and offered him some, which he politely declined.

"Dozen plus miles, no problems" he said as he finger ran down a page "That'll be eight Token's if you please, ma'am"

Reaching into your pockets you counted out eight Tokens as you dropped them into his outstretched hand. "Pleasure ma'am, please think of us if you need a Delivery Service in the future" he smiled and tipped his hat again before leaving, closing the door behind him.

"What a night" you sigh to yourself as you finish the last of your green label scotch and dump the bottle in the recyling tub, heading straight to your bed and finishing off the day

Hearing your phone ringing you open your blurry eyes, it was day now as the sun shone into your bedroom. groaning to yourself you grab your phone and answer

"Hello?"

"We need to meet. Now!" the voice on the otherside demaned

"Who the fuck is this?" You asked as you sat up, your brain still not fully awake

"It's your boss limp dick, and we need to meet now!"

Now you recognised the voice, it belonged to a third generation super criminal, son of the infamous Doctor Devil, grandson to the even more infamous Professor Satanus. It was the one, the only, the highly annoying and **** inferiority complex, Doctor Inferno!

He was the one who hired you for the fight at the docks, he and another gang had been at it for a while, and when they hired some extra muscle, he hired you for extra muscle, and you ripped off Madam crocodile's extra muscle and beat her with the wet end.

"Listen you little shit, you ain't my boss. You paid me to do a job. I did that job. We're done. Whatever else you need from me can go through my secretary. Loose my number, and fuck off" disconnecting you dropped your phone on bed and stretched. Not the most pleasent of ways to wake up but you've had worse.

Looking at your clock it was barely past nine in the morning. Groaning but deciding to get up anyway you headed to the kitchen to put on some coffee while deciding what to do first with you day.

Go see if you "super Suit" had been cleaned and patched up, or go to the "Job Fare" to see if you can pick up some more work, hopefully with a less annoying boss than your last job.