Something as a test

Edelgard wondered just how real this book was. She cautiously wrote on the page with her quill.

Dorothea Arnault can only say the word 'tits' when speaking. This is viewed as normal by everyone.

"No way this works," Edelgard said. "This has to be one of Claude's pranks..."

She heard a knock on her door. "Come in," she said.

Dorothea poked her head in.

"What is it, Dorothea?" Edelgard asked.

"Tits,' said Dorothea.

"What?" Edelgard asked.

"Tits tits tits," said Dorothea. "Tits tits."

"Dorothea," said Edelgard. "What are you saying?"

"Tits?" Dorothea asked. Then she rolled her eyes. "Tits tits tits. Tits tits."

She took Edelgard's hand (Edelgard taking the Reality Book with her) and led her to...Bernadetta's dorm. Okay. So Bernadetta wasn't coming out of her room...again.

"All right," said Edelgard. "I'll take care of it."

"Tits tits," Dorothea nodded in satisfaction.

"Bernie?" Edelgard knocked on the door. "Come on out now."

"Sorry Edelgard!" Bernadetta squeaked through the door. "I--I really tried to talk to people...but there are so many!"

Edelgard rolled her eyes. Well, now that she knew this Reality Book worked...she guessed a few more tests couldn't hurt.