Someone's in the forest

Link and Zelda had made it to the last leg of their journey to Kakiriko Village whwre they hoped Impa could dispel their nudity curse. Once they passed through the forest they'd be there. Although neither knew how they'd get through town in their birthday suits. As they marched through the forest they both becam frustrated as their bare bodies brushed against the leaves and branches.

"I'm not sure if climbing up the hill behind thr chief's hut is such a good idea, ow!" Zelda said holding her thigh where the branch nicked her. "Those rocks are slippery I'm notbsure you could make it while carrying me."

"Hmmm," Link thought trying to ignore all the leafs tickling his crotch as he walked through the bushes.

"Look I think our best shot is to wait till nightfall. There will be less people and we can sneak in under the cover of darkness. Although we'll have to hang out here for a few more hours."

As Zelda laid put her plan Link stretched out his arm to stop her. After crashing chest first into Link's arm, the princess looked over at him concerned. Her knight was staring straight ahead with a determined expression. She folloqed his gaze and saw a multicolored group of Bokoblins foraging a few meters away. Zelda held her breath and slowly moved behind Link. Even withlut a stitch of clothing or gear the pair could easily take on a group of red Bokoblins however this group had blue and even a black monster in it. The best chance the pair had was to stay quiet and wait for them to move on. Link carefully moved himself and Zelda behind a tree and peaked out to monitor the group's activities. After a few minutes of scavenging, the monsters grew tired and moved on. The Princess and her Champion exhaled in relief.

"Oh, thank the Goddess." Zelda sighed. "We will have to be more careful as we-"

Zelda suddenly stopped speaking for aome reason. Link turned around concerned and saw her face start to turn red. He was confused until he moved his gaze down a few centimeters and realized his arm was still pressed against Zelda's chest. He quickly moved his arm away and giving an apologetic and embarrassed bow.

"Ah hum" Zelda coughed, "as I was saying. We will have to be more careful as we carry on."

Link nodded and the two continued their journey although a little bit quieter then before. They snuck behind trees and hide in bushes as they went along. However they were **** to stop again as they approached a small riverbed. From inside some shrubbery they head the spind of something splashing around. They couldn't see it there was a small hill between them and the river but it was almost certainly a Bokoblin. Link immediately reached down and picked up a stick.

After receiving an approving nod from Zelda, Link exited the bushes and started sneaking arounf the hill. He was going to catch the monster by surprise and take it out with a single Sneak Strike from behind. He crouch walked over to the edge of the river and saw a humaniod shadow peaking out from behind the hill.

Taking a deep breath Link raised the stick into the air and jumped over the corner to attack the monster getting a good look at it first. It was a light pink a color Link had never seen. And it was also tall and slender with long white hair. The hero immediantly froze realizing this was not a monster it was a Shiekah. A female Shiekah at that. She was bathing in the river, her naked butt right in Link's face as she leaned down to wash her arms. Link's face stsrted to turn red as stared at the naked beauty a small whimper escaping his lips.

Apparently she heard that as the figure quickly stood back up and turned her head in Link's direction. The second Link saw the red eye tattoo on her forehead he instantly recognized her. It was Paya, Impa's granddaughter and someone intimately familiar with Link and Zelda.

"Master Link?" Paya asked with innocent curiosity. "What are you-" Paya stopped mid-sentence seeing Link standing there holding a stick above his head and with a scared look on his face. She then looked slightly down and Link's heart stopped.

"Yaaaahhh!" Paya screamed after glimpsing Link's naked body. Before the blushing hero cpuld even react, Paya lifted her leg with great **** and smashed her foot right between Link's legs.

"Eeeeeh," Link moaned in a high pitched voice as the pain echoed throughout his brain. He quickly lost his equilibrium and fell backwards into the stream. The cool water chilling his body. And his aching balls. His relief was shortlived however as the still screaming Paya dropped her foot right onto his stomach before and began repeatingly stomping down on the Hylian.

"Link. You. Pervert. Now. I can't. Get. Married!" The red faced Shiekah yelled with each stomp.

"Miss Paya!" Zelda called stepping out from the shadows to stop this madness. "Please stop it's not what it looks like."

"P-Princess Zelda?" Paya questioned stopping her **** on Link. "Wh-what? Wait why are you naked!"

"That's...... complicated." Zelda said. "But never mind that now we need your help right now. We are are here to speak to Impa. Paya would it be possible for you to go get your grandmother and bring her here."

"Oh ah yes of course Princess." Paya replied earnestly. "Whatever you need."

Oh thank you Paya," Zelda smiled her mind filled with relief knowing now Link and her wouldn't have to sneak through Kakiriko Village butt naked.

"Oh but first," Paya said sprinted over towards the riverbank. "Lets get you something to wear."

Paya scooped up her clothes and ran back to the princess with a innocent smile not even noticong as Zelda's expression twisted into terror.

"Paya? Paya wait. Wait a monent. Don't!"

But it was too late. Paya pressed her clothes into Zelda's arms and against her chest. For a moment the Princess of Hyrule was reminded was cloth felt against skin. It was a feating feeling.

"Don't worry we can share. Although I don't know what to do about Lin-" Paya trailed off. Her eyes widened as she watched her entire outfit and bathtowel slowly disintegrate in Zelda's arms.

"W-what!?!" Paya shouted while Zelda simply sank her hands into her face and Link finally got up to find out what was happening.