Sneaking into the Village

Night fell on Kakariko Village. Villagers entered their homes, and the streets were emptied save the night patrols on the lookout for danger. None of which noticed the two Hylians and fellow Sheikah spying on them from the plateau above. They laid prone on the edge of the cliff, the grass tickling their naked bodies.

"Good now that most of the villages have gone home," Princess Zelda said her head cutely poking out over the cliff. "we can sneak our way to Impa's house unnoticed."

"B-But we still have to get past the guards," Paya said her red face fully plastered into the ground. "Cado and Dorian patrol the village all night. W-we'll never make it Grandma's house without getting caught!"

"Hiya!" Link whispered to Zelda receiving an approving nod from the Princess.

"Link's right." She told Paya. "The brothers aren't patrolling yet. If we hurry we can make it to Impa without being seen."

The trio made their way down the path to Kakariko Village hands firmly grasping their unmentionables. The sloping path was deserted but it was still possible one of the homeward board villagers would spot them so the group moved stealthily, hiding behind anything that could mask their presence from trees to rocks and wooden posts. At one point Link and Paya were **** to share a barrel. Link cringed as he felt Paya's naked shaking body pressing against his. The chieftain felt like she was about to pass out and nearby princess found herself pouting for some reason.

They finally managed to reach the very bottom. Now in the village proper completely naked, they immediately dashed to hide behind one of the houses as they saw some people walking by. With their bodies pressed against the wall, the trio peaked out from behind the house to calculate how to get to the Chief's Hall.

“O-Okay, I don't see Dorian doesn’t seem to be there yet."

"If we take any longer, he may end up starting his routine. If that happens he'll catch me for sure. We have to move quickly.” Paya muttered.

"Hiya?" Link grunted.

“Link's right," Zelda concord. "how can we get anywhere if this place is so crowded?”

Paya looked down and noticed a lot of the houses in Kakariko Village had a gap underneath, which was wide enough for fit a person.

"I've got it!" Paya exclaimed crouched down and started crawling underneath the house. Zelda and Link watched wide eyed as Paya crawling prone through the dirt beneath the house. They looked at each other illiciting a shrug from Link who crotched down to follow her. Zelda put a hand on his shoulder to stop him.

"If you don't mind Link I will go first." Zelda smiled somewhat fakely. She didn't want Link directly behind Paya, seeing her backside. She laid down in the dirt and started crawling not even thinking about what Link was seeing behind her. “Well, at least nobody will be able to see us here…”

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The Trio continued to make their way across the village. Crawling beneath one house, making sure the way was clear, then quickly getting back on their feet sprinting a few meters with their faces red and hands glued to their privates, before diving back under another to repeat the whole cycle over again.

Eventually they made it to the final house and on its edge, they found nothing but an empty field between then and the village hall. It would be just one more naked sprint and they'd be home free. However, as they gazed out, the group discovered that Dorian was now back in his usual position right in front of her Hall!

“Oh, we waited too long! What will he say if he sees us like this.” Paya blushed red and struggled to find a way to get back home without him noticing.

"Well what if we swam over!" Zelda suggested. "Hop into the pond then climb onto the little island your house is on?"

"Hah," Link said shaking his head.

"L-Link's right." Paya nodded. We won't be able to climb while soaked. Plus the sound of the splash could potentially alert Dorian. I-I have an idea but it'll be pretty dangerous."

"These are **** times." Zelda squealed. "I'm ok with anything."

"Ok well what if instead of jumping in the pond we hung from the ledge of the cliff instead. Then we can just sidestep our way to the house right under Dorian's nose."

A silence followed Paya's suggestion. One the nervous young Shiekah assumed represented rejection but after Link and Zelda shared a nod before looking to Paya.

"Ok let's do it." Zelda said.

After waiting for the coast to be clear the three naked youth booked it to the pond, arms clinging to their privates to protect the modesty they had long lost in each other's presence. They hopped the fence at the edge of the pond and climbed down the edge. There were plenty of footholds near the waterline so they could easily stand and move. Unfortunately it was so thin they had to press their fronts against the rock. An uncomfortable sensation while naked.

"Ha" Link gasped.

"Indeed, this is, eh, harder then I imagined." Zelda grunted.

"J-just a little further." Paya gritted her teeth we're almost there."

With enough effort, the group were able to get to the other side and pull themselves up right next to the stairs, Dorian was so close they fears breathing too loudly would get his attention. Or the creeking of wooden steps. The trio slithering underneath the stairs to insure they cover wasn't blown they waded through the tall grass beneath the shack until they made it to the porch. One by one they they pulling themselves up onto the porch then Paya tiptoes over to the door, opened it and signaled Link and Zelda to go inside. The Hylians were so ecstatic they didn't even remember to cover as they barreled into the sanctuary. Paya blushing as the uncovered Link ran passed. She ran in after them closing the door just as Dorian turned around to see what all the commotion was about. But saw nothing. The trio held their pointed eyes to the door listening to see if Dorian planned to investigate but heard nothing. Seemed they were in the clear.

I can’t believe it." Paya smiled. "We made it....without being caught."

Link and Zelda smiled back at her. The three involuntary nudists pressed her back against the door and lower her body until thier behind touched the floor. With her legs spread, Paya wiped the sweat off her forehead and the three let out synchronized sighs of relief.

“Paya? What are you doing." A voice rang out. The three were suddenly at attention as they noticed the aging Impa sitting on the far side of the room. "Oh, Link? Zelda? I see you've finally arrived.

The three turned red as tomato and got up from her position. For Paya being caught like this by her grandmother was almost as embarrassing as being seen by the townsfolk. And for Link and Zelda, well Impa was one of their best friends. Quickly the three scrambled to grab some cover. Paya grabbing her chieftain hat and used it to cover herself up. Meanwhile Zelda grabbed one of the sitting mats off the floor and Link pulled a book off a shelf placed it over his crotch.

"H-hello Impa." Zelda said trying sound proper while holding a mat over her chest and a raised leg over her vadge. W-we need your help."

Just then blue energy emerged from Link and Zelda's bodies. The too cringed as the curse they were under caused the mat and book, they were using to protect their modesty slowly disintegrated and since Paya was positioned so close between them her hat also started to vanish.

"AHHHH! What's happening?" Paya screamed as her only covered slowly disappeared leaving her and her friends completely exposed once more.

"Oh yes," Impa nodded. "You do certainly need my help."