Slut it up

"Elisabeth, make it known around Hollywood you'll fuck anyone. If you go to a Hollywood party, do not leave until you've had sex in a bathroom. If you go to a trendy night club, the same thing, get fucked in the men's room. On the red carpet, wear the skimpiest dress you can squeeze into and whorish amounts of makeup. You do all of that, and soon every Hollywood producer will be banging down that door to get you to play the lead in his next movie."

"Wow, great advice," said Elisabeth.

"Yeah, I will never steer you wrong; in fact, I can see just thinking about being a total slut is making you horny. You want to fuck me right now."

Elisabeth blushed. "Oh yeah."

"Oh, I forgot: men will never take you seriously unless you are completely submissive to them in matters of sex. You'll love being a submissive slut, so come here and kneel in front of me and beg me to fuck you."

Elisabeth walked over and knelt in front of Jack. "Please fuck me, Jack! Please fuck me! I'm so horny!"