New Career Arc

Jack just started out with the gun on the first setting and zapped her.

"Nice toy," said Elisabeth. "Peter Pan Syndrome?"

"No, don't worry about it. You know I've never steered you wrong and all the advice I give you is spot on. I'm the best agent in Hollywood."

"Yeah, that's why I hired you."

"I have to be honest with you," continued Jack. "You're not attractive. You're average. You'll never get the lead in a romantic comedy or as a sexy vamp, but there is something we can do to change that?"

"What?" asked Elisabeth who looked hurt.

"Sex it up. Get breasts implants - at least three cup sizes bigger. Dye your hair platinum blonde and add hair extensions as your hair is too limp. Get lip injections to plump them up, and more importantly, I'm going to put you in a porno."

"Porno?"

"Yes, everyone will take you seriously as a leading lady if you do it."

"Okay then."

"You need to bankroll it. Here's your roll: You're a divorcee whose rich husband ran off with his 19 year old bimbo secretary. All of your friends are hotter than you and lord it over you, so you set out to seduce their husbands and adult sons. You offer them any sex act they want, and you'll even pay them to fuck you. It's a role that's perfect for you."

"Yes, it is."