Simple

"I like a simple girl," the cop says.

For a moment, there is a headache. But once it is gone... You feel glorious. Your mind just feels less busy, less frantic. You don't need all these scenarios and long-term plans in your head - all you have to do is be your partner's perfect lover. You smile widely, feeling happy for the first time in ages. The world feels so much brighter and better when you're not stressing over everything you can't control. You have a great partner, you're sexy, you're fit, you have a fantastic sex life with a man who enjoys latex as much as you. Life is good.

As the changes finalise, you look at the policeman, Ben, your mind provides - with utter adoration. Sure, he has a rough job, but you're always there to calm him down at the end of the day - and that's all you really need....