Simple and Honest

“I’m trying to make some money so I can leave town, if you’re feeling lonely I can give you some… comfort”.

He is taken aback for a moment, but quickly clears his throat and speaks.

“Didn’t expect your type out here, not many people take kindly to gays around here”.

He looks you up and down.

“I’ll give you twenty dollars if you suck my cock, but it better be decent and you better be clean. No teeth, and don’t be doing no gay shit like feeling me up or trying to kiss me; got it?”.