Showdown in Pewter City 2

You leave the gym and met with Misty.

"There's no way I can beat Brock with my current Pokemon" you say.

"You could borrow my water Pokemon that Brock's rock type is weak against" says Misty.

"But I wouldn't be using my Pokemon" you complain, "I know, I'll supercharge Raijin"

"What?"

You take Raijin to a hydroelectric plant and hook up the generator to Raijin's cheeks.

"Now all I need to do is run on the waterwheel to generate electricity into Raijin" you say.

You run on the waterwheel, pumping Raijin with electricity. The next day, you return to the Pewter City gym for a rematch.

"Hi, Brock, I'm here for a rematch" you say.

Brock starts off by summoning Geodude.

You choose Pidgeotto. Unfortunately, it turns out a normal and flying type like him is weak against a rock type like Geodude. Geodude easily defeats your Pidgeotto. I guess you should have paid more attention to Pokemon types.

You send out Raijin.

"Are you retarded?" asks Brock, "an electricity type is gonna get owned by a rock type. Oh well, I guess it means I get to **** you again because I'm straight"

You don't know why Brock keeps telling you how straight he is. Raijin knocks Geodude out with his electricity. Brock summons Onix. Raijin tries another electric attack but Onix wraps him with bind. Raijin gets out by using a thundershock attack.

This gets Onix off of Raijin but you know he still has the advantage. Fortunately, Raijin's earlier electric attack causes a fire with sets off the sprinklers. With Onix being sprayed with water, Raijin continues to finish him off with electric attacks.

You know that if you defeat Brock now it would only be because of the sprinklers being set off. However, you feel more than justified in not playing fair. Boys are allowed to **** girls if they beat them in Pokemon battles.

If you lose, Brock will **** you again. So whenever you get a lucky advantage, you take it. Raijin finishes off Onix with an electric attack.

"You win" says Brock, giving you take Boulder Badge.