Mt. Mount

You and Misty travel on the road out of Pewter City when you run into Brock.

"Brock?"

"I got kicked out of being a gym teacher for homosexuality" says Brock, "all that talk about how straight I am was just me hiding the fact I'm gay"

Yeah, gay people are not allowed to be gym leaders, unfortunately.

"So now I'm gonna become a Pokemon Breeder" Brock says, "and I'd like to come with you"

"Well, I know you **** me earlier but you seem nice" you say, "but you can only breed Pokemon if they pass the harkness test"

"I am not breeding with them!"

With Brock in your party, you and Misty continue to Cerulean City. However to get there, you have to travel through Mt. Moon. You go through the caves because its impossible to climb up and you know there is supposed to be Moonstone there that can evolve certain Pokemon.

Inside Mt. Moon, you are promptly attacked by a flock of Zubats.

You have Raijin use thundershock to scare them away. Except for one which Brock catches with his Pokeball.

"I'm going to call him, Manbat" he says.

"Thats stupid" you tell him.

"Well, I was originally gonna call him Zubatman after the superhero but... Someone has installed strong lights in their caves that are upsetting the Pokemon"

"How are you able to tell that with your eyes closed?" you ask.

It has not been easy going through this cave mostly because Brock's habit of keeping his eyes closed just resulted in him walking into things. The three of you continue until you encounter Team Rocket again.

"Prepare for trouble!" says Jessie.

"Oh, not this again!" you think.

You instantly have Raijin use thundershock against Jessie, James and Meowth.

"Its obvious you three are behind this and you're doing it for the Moonstone" you say, "Brock and I challenge you to a Pokemon battle"

"Oh no" says James, "I know what happens if Jessie loses to Brock, he gets to **** her. That is not happening. You can have the Moonstone"

Team Rocket just run off.

"Well, that was easy" you say.

You finally get to the other end of the cave (unfortunately, you never find any Moonstone) where you find a roadsigns with graffiti spray painted onto it that reads "AMBER IS A LOSER - BLUE OAK"