Shonen battle

"Shonen battle", said the goddess as she held up a card displaying a hero about to fire a kei-ball. "Battles of strength, speed, cunning and magic fuelled with manly passion. Exactly the kind of life you never considered living. Well if you don't start now you'll have to come up with some very creative survival tactics in your next life."

If you still had a heart to beat it would be thundering now. You have all of the theoretical knowledge to succeed in such a world but could you really have the spirit?