She thinks that this entire world is some sort of pornographic choose your own adventure story. (It's not, right?)

"I'm rizzing ya?" Nebula explained, in a nasally kiwi accent. She sounded like she was confused you weren't grateful for the "favor" she just bestowed on you.

Chris had caught up with you, followed shortly by Zoe and Karishma. Chris quickly pulled your clothes from Nebula's hand while you had her pinned to the wall. You could have covered yourself with them, but you were too stunned.

"Are you FUCKING mental or something?!?" You continued shouting at Nebula. She chuckled slightly, rolling her eyes as if she was the one who should be annoyed.

"Listen," Nebula spoke, still sounding like a condescending prick. "I was doing you a favor, cha? You're gonna be the MAN! Swimming in gash, alright?"

"...The fuck are you saying? Gash?"

"I figured it out. We're in a simulation!" She screamed triumphantly. "A pornographic simulation! And you're the main character, bro!"

The small crowd that gathered to watch the spectacle went silent at this point. You even noticed Karishma move her phone's camera up from being glued to your ass to film Nebula's rant.

"Everyone! You exist solely to get fucked by this specimen of a man! He will not rest until he has cummed inside everyone here!"

Nobody had any idea what Nebula was talking about, least of all you. Nebula felt she was losing the crowd, and suddenly fished into her pocket to pull out her phone. "Look! This website shows everything!"