"Nebula... the screen is blank..."

Nebula looked around, hoping anyone could see something on her phone screen. If anyone did, nobody spoke up. Nebula lowered her phone, her face twisting into an agonized grimace. "Why can't anyone see it? Its right there!"

"Nebula... I think you should visit the school councilor..." Chris said, talking slowly like she would to a child.

Nebula started getting a little angry at this point. "Dude, don't lie to me and pretend you don't want to fuck Sam. All you 'hwuts want him!" The way she annunciated ''hwuts' made it sound like she was trying to combine 'whores' and 'sluts' into some sort of new double-slur, but it just made you think of Goofy. "All they need is a little push, just a little push, and they'll be slobberin on the Sam-cicle! I'll give you the spoilers, yeah?"

Nebula gestured at the three girls closest to you. Karishma was ogling your bare ass, and Zoe was taking glances whenever she thought you weren't looking, but Chris was doing her best to ignore it as she waited for you to grab your clothes. Nebula pointed directly at Chris, as if to make a point.

"This one here, Chris? She's going to go crazy if she doesn't start looking at your cock soon." Nebula tried to use her hanging legs to pull up your shirt and expose your cock, but you held firm. Chris jerked her head to the side while blushing violently. "Sam! She's going to get naked and burn down her house if you don't. Doctor, Doctor! The patient needs 50ccs of Sam Cock, stat!" Nebula spat, her voice breaking to a squeak. You never saw Chris more disgusted than at this moment, and you once saw her try to throw a dead raccoon over her fence by the tail, only for it to split in half and splatter through the chain link. Chris pushed your clothes into your armpit before walking away with her head low.

"And Zoe too!" Oh god no. You've always tried to keep away from Zoe out of guilt, so the thought of listening to Nebula detail some sort of pornographic psychosis between the two of you was too much to bear. You wanted to cover her mouth, but both your hands were occupied with restraining Nebula and keeping Karishma from getting a saucy shot of your bare cock for her magnum opus.

"W-what? Do I need 50 see-sees of Sam's... junk too?" Zoe asked, her face beet red.

"Zoe's going to get her **** on you, Sam!" Nebula said, ignoring Zoe. "You're going to regret ever meeting Zoe after you get to a nude beach in Europe! She's going to make you her bitch!"

Shut up shut up shut up... Your psychic pleas to Nebula failed, and Zoe started tearing up. "What? No, I wouldn't ever..."

"Zoe," you said, trying to calm her down, "don't listen to this-", but Zoe suddenly started bawling.

Zoe ran off, crying and shouting "I DON'T WANNA GO TO EUROPE!" Waves of regret hit you like a punch to the gut, and you could no longer pin Nebula against the wall. Nebula took no time in grabbing at your shirt, trying to strip you fully naked as you used both hands to keep yourself covered.

"Karishma! Keep that camera rolling! You're about to see an instant orgy in the halls! The moment Sam's dick comes out, you and all the other 'hwuts are going to looove it! You, the teachers, the principal, and even Ms. Hemlock are going to be lining up for this. Let's just say the Ghost is going to get an extra shade of white, if you know what I-"

"Nebula. Sam. OFFICE. NOW." ...speak of the Ghost, and she will appear, I guess. Although, you never saw her this red, before. The crowd of girls cleared out quickly when they heard her voice, and Karishma had finally put down her phone to walk away, nervously muttering an awkward goodbye. You didn't know how you were going to survive the day after this, or whether you should just kill yourself now and save everyone the trouble.