She said that?

"Faith really said I was good?" Xander asked disturbing the silence.

"Seriously?" Buffy chortled, "That's what you focus on?"

Xander sheepishly shrugged, "It was my first time doing... uh, that... and, umm, I thought I did a bad job, considering what happened afterwards. But if I did a good job I would like to hear that."

Buffy snorted, "Sure." She rolled her eyes. " You did a good job"

"So, um, what did Faith say?"

Buffy put her hands over her face. "Oh god. I do not want to have this conversation."

"You started it. So start talking, Buff." Xander gave her a mock glare.

Buffy let her hands drop and looked at her friend, "I... look, Xander, we only talked about it once and I really didnt want to hear it. But Faith wouldnt stop talking about... IT, because IT was freaking me out."

"C'moooon." Xander wagged a finger at her, "Talk. Tell me all the dirty salacious details of your girl talk with Faith."

Buffy huffed, "Okay, soooo... right before we almost had the apocalypse with those blue Bitches- I mean right before, we're getting ready for the final stand- and I asked Faith why she showed up five minutes late when the world is on the line. So Faith was all leering and smirking and wink-wink, nudge-nudge." Buffy pantomimed the Monty Python bit, "She then goes on to be all 'B why didnt you tell me that X was so gifted' and 'B you shoulda seen the thing between his legs' and then 'Goddamn, what a monster' and finally 'What a beauty, you shoulda seen it B, it was this big!'." Buffy then held up her left arm and measured off a distance with her right hand from above her wrist to her elbow. She gave Xander a sidelong look.

Xander looked away but gave a feint nod of his head.

Buffy's eyes widened but she averted her gaze from Xander and then looked up at the sky as she continued, "Well, then she explained how it felt to be... filled. And how you two, uh, copulated."

Xander snorted and looked at Buffy in disbelief, "C-copulated?"

"Shut up! This is hard for me to talk about." Buffy griped.

"Ok. Ok. Ok." Xander waved it off. "Just... just... you sound like a natural geographic animal documentary."

Buffy snorted at the mental image. "Ok. Maybe. But... I really dont want to talk about this so excuse me if I'm a little... awkward talking about this." Buffy crossed her arms over her chest, "I'm only doing this to humor you."

"So, Faith gave an overview of what happened. And how you, um, preformed above expectations and got the job done. And how you made her late to the apocalypse because you were so good at what you were doing."

Xander nodded his head. "And then?"

"And then the blue bitches entered the library and we had to fight for our lives and the world and all that." Buffy answered.

"She didnt say anything else? Ever?" Xander asked.

Buffy groaned. "I mean she mighta said something once or twice."

"Which was?" Xander pressed.

"Ugh." Buffy sat up, "Faith- a couple of time- talked about hitting you up for another... ugh, good dicking."

"Seriously?" Xander asked in surprise, "She never said anything else."

"Stuff happened. Things got in the way." Buffy shook her head, "But she would bring it up everyonce in awhile. Like, a couple of times after we went slaying and we're riding the post slaying adrenaline high she'd talk about stopping by your house to, uhh, 'end the night on a high note' or whatever."

"Huh. My dick is addictive apparently." Xander smiled.

"I think she mainly did it to screw with me because she knew I didnt like to talk about you like that." Buffy gave him a disappointed look, "I don't think it's because your that good at sex."

Xander smirked at her, "Au Contraire, apparently I am really that good at sex. Slayer approved, down right addictive even."

Buffy put her hands back over her face, "Just kill me now. I can feel your ego grow three sizes from here. I never should have told you."

"I'll stop. I'll stop." Xander held up his hands, "I was just messing with you."

"So was Faith." Buffy replied. "I didnt like it then either."

"I'm sorry." Xander said seriously. "No really. I apologize, I took it too far."

"Yeah yeah yeah" Buffy dismissed him with a shake of her head.

"No, C'mon, Buff, I went too far. Let me make it up to you."

Buffy gave him a questioning look with an imperiously raised eyebrow, "And how are you going to do that Xan?"