She rushes home

Quite frankly, Ruby had had ENOUGH. She had a bit of a history of this sort of thing happening to her, but it had been too much recently. It was already the third time this month! It was as if some sort of gods of bad luck were conspiring to get her naked.

"No," she thought to herself, sprinting home while holding her shorts together with a hand. "No, that would be utterly ridiculous. There's no one behind bad luck, and even if there were, why choose some random teenager in London? Even if I am stunningly gorgeous."

Approaching her flat was the hardest part of her journey, as about a block away she realised she might run into neighbors who she knew.

As she turned the bend, she saw 3 things. Number one was a giant blue box sitting outside of Mrs. Flood's building. That was weird, sure, but not a problem. Numbers two and three were her neighbors Mrs. Flood and Abdul. She was so shocked she accidentally let go of her shorts for a second, which promptly fell down to her ankles. She bent down to pull them back up, hoping no one was behind her to catch the view.

She stood there for a minute, contemplating how she could get past them. Mrs. Flood had already seen her ass 2 months ago when she had forgotten to wear panties, and Abdul had seen her breasts at the beach when she lost her top, but she REALLY didn't want her neighbors to see any more of her. She figured she had the right to not want that.

She glanced around and determined there was no better way to get back home than to just make a run for it. She twisted the top and bottom remaining sections of the left half of her shorts over and over until it was secure and wouldn't fall off, decided not to worry about the fact that almost her entire left cheek was on display, and sprinted across the street, not saying hi to anyone. She didn't even stop to look back and see if Abdul or Mrs. Flood had glanced at her.

Ruby entered her apartment and slipped off her boots. She checked her text and saw that mum was excited about something, but wouldn't say what it was. She headed back to her room and looked in a mirror, and that's when she noticed something.

Under her thin white shirt, still wet from the puddle, she saw 2 things she didn't expect to see. 2 very big things. 2 gorgeous, round things with bright red dots in the middle of each. She could've SWORN she put on a bra this morning. And she had just spent an hour running around in a soaking shirt, knowing people were seeing her bra, but this...

Ruby shook her head. No use crying over spilt milk. Or in this case, she chuckled as she thought of the pun, exposed milkers. Then she remembered that the joke was about people seeing her breasts and she got sad again.

She pulled off her shorts and tossed them in the trash, peeled off her shirt and stuffed it in the dirty laundry bin, then sat on the bed and took off her socks.

Ruby took another moment to look at her reflection. She had a damned fine figure, and she knew it. She just wished that she was the only person who got to see it.

What a lousy birthday so far.