Chapters tagged missy

by ThomasMoro

Chapter 11

"Wait!" exclaimed Martha. "You're serious. You're really not human." "River" just sneered. "I've been dropping hints as to that for some time now. It's not my fault you're slow on the uptake." "But why have you been posing as a human?" said Martha. "Would you believe cosplay?"...

by ThomasMoro

Chapter 3

"But we have to go rescue the Doctor now!" said Clara. Missy just smiled. "I heard you the first time, Clara." "Then why aren't you doing anything?" "Because the Doctor will be all right." "But he's been captured by the Daleks." "He's been captured by the Daleks before." "A...

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Chapter 4

"I'll do anything you want," said Clara. "Anything?" "Yes, anything." "Okay. Take off your clothes." "What?" said Clara. "Take off your clothes," said Missy. "Why should I do that?" Missy sighed. "Because to rescue your friend the Doctor, we're going to have to sneak into...

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Chapter 5

"Okay, here goes," said Clara. "I'm taking off my dress." "I don't need a play-by-play, dear," said Missy. "Just get it done." Clara did not want to strip in front of Missy but there was no place out there in the Skaro wilderness where she could hide. She hated the way Missy st...

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Chapter 6

"I guess we should start walking then," said Missy. "What about my clothes?" asked Clara. "What about them?" said Missy. "Shouldn't I bring them along just in case?" "Don't worry, dear. I'll take care of them, " Missy said. Missy pointed toward the west. "Anyway, you start w...

by ThomasMoro

Chapter 5

"I'm sorry I'm not going along with it," said Clara. "Oh, please," said Missy. "No." "Pretty please." "No. Not just no but hell, no. You tricked me too many times in the past, Missy. I'm not going to let you trick me again." "Very well then," said Missy. "I guess I'm going t...

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Chapter 41

Present Clara did a double take at the scene before her and then turned toward the dark phantom beside her who called himself the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. "Surely it doesn't end there?" she asked. "Surely this proves to be the one time that I actually outsmart Missy and u...

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Chapter 42

"You're just going to leave them like that?" asked future Rose Tyler. The lady in red just shrugged and said, "I'll change it eventually. When I feel like it." The lady in red then took out the sheet of paper that was in the magic typewriter and inserted a fresh blank sheet. T...

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Chapter 43

"However, I must warn you about one problem in particular," said Missy. "What's that?" asked future Clara. At this point, Missy slapped future Clara. "What was that for?" asked future Clara. "I needed a reason?" asked Missy. "Oh, well. Anyway, the time loop we were in appears...

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Chapter 45

Present Clara turned toward present Rose and asked, "Since when did you get so chummy with the lady in red?" "That's not me, Clara," said present Rose. "That's future me. And anyway, when I was turned into a sub, I was automatically reprogrammed to obey the strongest voice in th...

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Chapter 46

"Okay," said present Clara. "So we haven't caught up with the lady in red yet. Or at least the _right_ lady in red. Where do Missy and I go from here?" The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come just shrugged. "Again with the shrugs," said present Clara. "Can you at least show me where...

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Chapter 48

Present Clara wasn't sure how to react to what she had yet seen. And it seemed obvious by the confused expression on present Rose's face that she was having the same problem. So she just turned toward the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come and said, "Okay. You might as well show me...

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Chapter 50

"I didn't know you could sing, Rose," said present Clara. "How come you never sang like that for me?" Present Rose shrugged. "You never asked me." "Anyway, I still don't get how the TARDIS changed so much in one night," said present Clara. "Part of the twelve days of Christmas...

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Chapter 51

"Well, that was a nice thing for Missy to do," said present Rose, still naked and still watching the scene before her with present Clara. "No, it wasn't," said present Clara. "Missy doesn't do nice." "But she helped that girl turn back into a human again," said present Rose. "T...

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Chapter 52

As present Clara and present Rose watched in horror from the past, the blonde Slayer tried to close the door of Missy's TARDIS, only to find the way blocked by the arm of Darla, a human who supposedly escaped from a Dalek prison camp, only to reveal herself to be a Dalek agent wh...

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Chapter 55

"What the hell!" exclaimed the blonde woman that the lady in red called Grandmother. "What are we doing in the middle of the nineteenth century?" "I warned you not to go out that door, Grandmother," said the lady in red, still sitting at her desk and petting a nude future Rose T...

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Chapter 56

"So how much trouble are we in?" asked a naked future Clara Oswald as she looked around the cell of the Dalek prison ship while trying futilely to cover her groin from the view of her fellow prisoners. "And when am I going to get some clothes?" "How should I know?" said Missy. "...

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Chapter 66

"Well, the bomb is still counting down," said Buffy. "Shouldn't one of you three be doing something?" "Hey," said Willow to the naked future Clara Oswald. "Why doesn't your Mistress Missy do something?" "Missy is not my Mistress," said future Clara. "She's my --" "Oh, I can sp...

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Chapter 67

"I don't understand," said the woman once known as Marcie Ross as she stared at the two figures before her. One was a tall, brooding vampire known as Angelus, who had a reputation for being one of the most dangerous vampires in history. The other was a mysterious woman who call...

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Chapter 77

"Really, Agent Ross?" asked Missy. "An incendiary grenade? Was that the best that you got?" "I got a whole purseful if you're interested, Missy," said Marcie, still wincing from the wound in her leg. "You're welcome to try," said Missy, "but I'll just bat them aside again with...