She goes from minor wanted outlaw to major supervillain

Wanted Alive: Mary the Massive, formerly known as Mary the Menace. Exiled mage known for armed robbery and arson, now known to be cursing women with breast enlargement magic. Exercise **** caution. Reward: 4000 gold pieces.

Harriet Kindlebow gives a low whistle. "4000? That's a small fortune!"

Samantha Lowtail nods. "Word has it she hit a baron's daughter with a particularly strong enlargement hex a few weeks back. They want her alive so that they can **** her to reverse the spell and allow the poor girl to walk around without a wheelbarrow again."

"As an all-female party, I'm really not sure we're the best choice for this mission." Danika Whiteclaw points out. "We'd likely end up just like the other women this witch encounters."

"Actually, to the contrary, it means we are likely the only mercenaries in the region who might accept this mission." Polly Longstream retorts.

"What?!"

"Well, after all, any men who attempt to subdue her, usually find themselves instantly exploding in a burst of flames. Whereas her hexes on women tend to be a lot more... Deviant. Even if we don't all leave with our dignity, we would likely all leave with our lives, which is more than can be said for most."

"Damn, she's right, you know." Danika concedes.

"This reward is ours for the taking. And if we do manage to capture her alive, we can surely **** her to reverse any hexes she did manage to land before she was brought down." Samantha agrees.

"I'm in." Harriet adds, and they all touch their respecting weapons together, as a sign of solidarity and agreement.

It doesn't take the four adventurers long to follow the trail of overly endowed women, and find themselves in the village of Ethon, which is currently in a state of turmoil, as a crazed giant-titted mage is happily wandering around, hexing most of the women she sees.

From the screams, it seems clear that right now, their target is inside the Tiger's Head tavern.

"Remember, her power is manifested in her hands. If we can **** both of her fists closed, she'll be as powerless as any other commoner." Polly explains.

Readying their weapons, and nodding to each other with determined faces, they hurriedly charge through the front door.

Author's Note: For rolling pretty well last time, Mary has entered her nigh-unstoppable-villain phase. Therefore, it is this new adventuring party who will roll the d20 this time. Don't worry, Mary will need to roll again soon enough.