An Interview with April The Felon

Carla Kent is the women's locker room standing next to April The Felon:

https://chyoa.com/chapter/April-the-Felon.181513

"Ms. Felon. How does it feel to be the number one contender for the Mid-Card Championship after Mimi The Maid dropped out?"

"I'm kind a disappointed. I was the Hardcore Championship before that Irish bitch beat me and now I'm challenging for the Mid-Card? Feels like a step down if you ask me. But fine, sigh, whatever. I'll take it. Gold is better then no gold."

"And what about the curse that The Mid-Card Champion supposedly put on those who want to challenge her at Beach Bust?"

"A curse?" April scoffs, "Really? You believe in that?"

"It happened to Juice, Mimi's ****, that's why she dropped out."

"No, it's because that French whore is chickened, that's why. But I'm no chicken. There is no curse. And at Beach Bust I'm going to prove it when I stomped in that witch's..."

Before she could finish Officer Faye came in:

https://chyoa.com/chapter/Officer-Faye.182084

"Excuse me ma'am." Faye says with a few of her fellow officers wearing latex uniforms behind, "Are you April The Felon."

"You know I am."

"And is this your locker?" Faye gestures towards the locker behind them.

"Yeah, so what?"

Faye nods towards her men, in which one kicks it open.

"Hey! Hey!"

"What's going on here?"

"Ma'am we got an anonymous phone that says you are carrying a dangerous narcotic."

"Of course I do." April scoffs, " But I wouldn't be stupid to carry it in my locker."

"Ma'am." One of the male officers holds up a bag of white stuff.

"Hey, hey!" April looks worried, "That's not mine."

Faye opens the bag and dips her finger and then rubs her teeth, "It's cocaine. Arrest her."

"No! No! Someone planted that on me! You hear!" Felon screams as the men puts her hands behind her back and handcuffs them, "Someone planted that on me!"

"Take her away!" Faye says and then tips her hat towards Karla, "Ma'am."

April screams profanities and yells for her lawyer.

Clapping can be heard and Wendy The Witch comes out of the shadows, with her mid-belt championship around her waist, "Mmph, I guess she believes in curses now."

Wendy then chuckles as she walks away, leaving Carla in complete silence.