She finds and interesting place to survive

"I can go to the store and buy a flower or some other plant for you. Would that work?"

"What? Plants are now bought and sold by humans?" She said with anger in her voice.

"Well, sometimes, but there are still forests and trees, just not here in the city."

"City? You humans have no respect for nature."

"Blooma, I really want to help you, and I am trying to be kind here. I've never met a...... pixie?.... before."

"We are spirits of the forest. This is too much, I need nature, I need something organic."

"Organic?" He asked curiously as to what she meant.

"I could occasionally live in the antlers of a deer, or the tale of a beaver. Mainly for traveling long distances. It's not as nice as a flower, but it made due. It's a shame you don't have antlers."

"Yeah, guess I should buy some," he said with a chuckle.

"Wait....... antlers are bought and sold as well? YOU MONSTER!"

"Wait, Blooma, you need to......."

"I need to get out of here, I need life...... I need to......." she said as she became scared and angry and started bouncing all over the room like crazy.

"Blooma, please, I......" Phil said trying to calm her down.

She was freaking out and knocking things off shelves and bouncing around like crazy before she ended up hitting him right in the crotch. Phill fell to his bed, grabbing his crotch as it felt strange. He wasn't sure where she had bounced off to as he glanced around the room, but right now he was focused on where she had hit him.

"Please don't hit me there," he said, letting out a breath, hoping she would hear him wherever she was. He then felt something strange as his penis began to twitch and flop around under his hand. "What the......"

"Wow....... this is perfect!" Blooma's voice came from between Phil's legs. "What is this thing? I love it. It feels so good in here. This is my new home!"

"OH MY GOD!" Phil screamed as he suddenly realized the Blooma was in his penis.