Shar convinces me

I turn to Shar, before trying to get some words out. "Uhh..."

"Why not?" Shar says. I should've known Shar would say that.

"All right, that's what I like to hear." Carl says.

"Don't worry you'll be fine." Shar turns to Carl. "Sorry, it's his first time."

"Always a first time for something, right man?"

"Yeah. Right." I reply.

Carl nods as his face lights up with an ear-to-ear smile. "Right."

"You've got nothin' to worry about." Shar says, patting my thigh.

He hands me and Shar a joint each. Next, Carl whips out a lighter, and once I put the blunt between my lips, he proceeds to light it up. There was nothing left to do but inhale, so I did. Immediately, I start coughing, to which Carl laughs. For some reason, I have only one urge, and that's to join in with his laughter. It's just the funniest thing, and I don't know why.

Shar grabs the blunt off of me as I continue to laugh. As she takes a puff, Carl says "That's some good shit, isn't it?"

"Totally man."

I turn to Shar, who's got a goofy smile on her face. For some reason, I feel the urge to boop her nose with my finger, so I do so, making her giggle. Carl then turns on the TV as he says "How about we watch some cartoons and just chill out."

"Sure."

With a few presses on his remote, he puts on some old-time cartoons. The sort of thing I used to catch when I was home sick from school. Guess everything's funnier on the wacky-tobacky though, as everyone was laughing the night away. Guess this party Shar's hosting is gonna be a real good time if we've got plenty of this stuff, that's for sure.

Suddenly, the VHS seems to go wrong, until suddenly something else appears. That of a woman with 80's style curly hair looking up to a man and pulling down his jeans. As porno guitar fills my ears, out flops a big, hard cock that's surrounded by a bush of jungle hair. She smiles much like Shar does, before wrapping her mouth around the cock. The sounds of her slurping and sucking fill the room as I feel my own dick get hard.

"He's got a huge cock." Shar comments.

"You'd be an expert, wouldn't ya?" Carl replies, to which the two laugh.

"Big bush too." I say.

"Yeah. Mr. Junglecock needs a hedge trimmer."

"Mr. Junglecock." I start laughing my head off. "Wonder if there are any monkeys there?"

Shar begins making monkey sounds so I join in, scratching my armpits as I do so. We proceed to take turns laughing and making monkey noises, and soon enough do so to the song the porno-slut on screen is singing.

"Oh my fucking God... Fuck me..." She cries.

Shar turns to the TV so I do the same, watching the man on top of her thrust away with vigor, to which I say "Damn she's really giving it to her."

"Bullshit. She's faking it." Shar comments.

"No way man."

"Maybe she'd be more impressed if Mr. Junglecock had some monkeys on his cock." I interject.

Shar slaps the couch pillow as she roars with laughter. Carl then says "You might need to find some monkeys for your dick man."

"Nooo... I like Andrew's dick as it is."

Shar hugs me tightly, almost as if she's trying to squeeze the life out of me. This has me looking back to the screen, where the porn actor now had his partner on all fours and was thrusting away, his hairy ass on full display.

"How many monkeys do you think you could hide there?" Carl says.

Shar turns to the screen "Dunno. You can pack a lot of up someone's butt."

In between laughs, I say "You'd know."

"Oh fuck... That big cock isn't gonna fit in my ass."

Wait? Can she hear us? I point at the screen before saying "She heard us. She heard us."

Carl laughs but I wonder why when the two in the TV can hear us. Shar then pushes my arm down before saying "They can't hear us silly."

"No no they can hear us. She was talking to me."

"OH MY GOD!" The actress says. "They're gonna hear us."

"We can hear you." I shout.

Carl and Shar continue laughing as the actress looks at me. She can hear me. She can see me. Maybe all she needs is my help.