Serve Cerve’s Server, Serf

“Oh, shit it is the AI shit again.”

“It was not written by AI, Gina.”

“Yeah right. I remember this being all over the place, were the fuck did we even stop last time?”

“Hmm...it appears Outa has not written all that much more on that particular branch.”

“You mean the one in which the MC grows some semblance of a spine and fights back? Yeah, of course not.”

“They did write an answer chapter however.”

“Marcie….”

“Do not worry, Gina. We are keeping it short this time.”

REBUTTAL IN PROGRESS (BGM)

"No, you're in your thirties, your multiverse is only a little over a month old"

“Why do so many of those Sissy Fucks write about some old guy doing drag?”

“Because that is usually the age demographic of people who are into feminization, Gina.”

“This fetish becomes more revolting with each story.”

"Don't sell yourself short sweety, I'm a super human level persuader and tailored my approach to your specific weaknesses like a desire for self improvement. I could get these hussies to give up their freedom easily too, I'd just need to offer them something they want more than anything. Like the ability to cause suffering or an opportunity to pee on one of their rivals"

“Sterner folks have tried that, Cerve. And yes, they did succeed but that is beside the point. Said point being that I take offense with everyone constantly assuming I have a thing for scatology. I do not have a thing for scatology. Gina may but not I.”

“ EXCUSE ME? I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY XXXX INTO YOUR XXXXXX AND **** YOU TO SWALLOW MY XXXX WITH YOUR XXXX!" (Censored for the sanity of all of us)

“But I enjoy humiliation. If certain bodily fluids happen to lend themselves to humiliation then that is not my fault.”

"Oh no, they got us on this one, our multiverse has unacceptably uncentered pictures. Now that I've transcended the multiverse I can see that now and I've sent a note to the guy who runs your multiverse."

“Wow, someone actually listened to your bitching, Marcie."

“Indeed Gina, hence the BGM for this rebuttal. That alone elevated this author far above all the other dregs that tend to submit their writing.”

“Great, can we start with the actual review now?”

“Indeed we can. Outa recommend a certain branch to us, so we will focus on that one.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“Oh my, these chapters are as short as ever.”

“Do you think this is an allegory of how tiny this sissy fucks dick is, Marcie?”

“...I like the way you think, Gina.”

“So, this starts out with the dipshit taking a manliness test. And it looks we have to take this test and pick the correct choices.”

“Hmm...I do think you would at least score high in manly language, Gina.”

“Say that again, you fucking Bitch!”

“Oh, it does not look like we have much of a choice after all. The branch were Alex does not completely humiliate himself stops immediately.”

“Yeah, who saw that coming?”

You're now confident that there are no right answers and the test is just screwing with you. Still that last scene actually turned you on a little bit. You convince yourself that you'd really be Lucard.

The next question is on...

“With this chapter, outa has increased his personal best moving up from Spot 4 to Spot 3 on the shortest no joke chapter list. Welcome to the podium.”

a Chicago street rat that chose the military over gang life, Tony(El Tigre)

“Oh fuck, another Tony. I hate Tony’s!”

“In essence this tests consists of handling more and more elaborate and outrageous scenario. Like right now Alex is an Ally spy tasked with infiltrating a German village.”

“Wow, this goes on forever.”

What the fuck even was that? All from a 3 sentence response. Seriously, what the fuck was that. I want to sneak into the village and therefore cum zombies? Does that story even register on the sissy vs alpha spectrum? Does it say I'm a sissy because my character got the body of a woman or am I an alpha because I ended up getting **** on the asshole traitor?

“At least it is somewhat capable of self reflection. That is a sign of intelligence. The issue is that self reflection should lead to self improvement. Alas...”

'You are the fifth and youngest son of a farm family in a medieval fantasy setting where magic is real but rare. You just turned 18 years old and are staying to work on the family farm. you have no claim to the, meager, inheritance but no real alternative prospects either. You had always been the black sheep of the family. Weaker than the other boys, you struggled to keep up with the farm labor. The rest of the family thought you were just lazy and you didn't get along with any of your older brothers. Still you were family and they weren't going to throw you out on the street.

“Waaaaaaaait.”

“Yes, Gina?”

“IS THIS THE FUCKING HARRY POTTER STORY?”

“Ah yes, the author did warn us about that. Apparently we can just skip forward a bunch of chapters here.”

“Only the 0.5 percent of most degenerate authors write a story inside a story.”

“Now that the test is apparently over the results come in and confirm that Alex is indeed a sissy.”

“We skipped more then half of it and this was still the worst tangent ever and I read Sumedokin’s shit!”

“The consequence of this 50+ chapter long diversion is that Alex gets hypnotized into putting on a chastity cage.”

“What a loser.”

“This feels somewhat unsatisfying.”

“Isn’t that the whole point, Marcie?”

“Well yes, but it all coming down to being hypnotized after all this? Why did we have to bother with this test when mind control was the answer all along?”

“The fuck am I supposed to know, Marcie?”

“Naturally, Alex has a bit of a freakout given to the fact that he can’t remove his cage. I do like a good chastity story but this one somewhat misses the mark.”

“Lemme guess, not enough cum desperation.”

“If the Sissy does not care about being caged what is even the point? This is why I do not really bother with keeping Cutie caged up anymore. His tiny, little Penis does look rather cute in it but it just does not do anything for me sexually.”

“Great. Really needed to know that Marcie.”

“Well, I am not saying there is zero resistance coming from Alex. But after a few more chapters, it is like a flip has switched. Alex finally embraces her destiny as a sissy and with sissy I mean transgender.”

“Yeah, Alex goes full blown sex change here. They even fucking sterilize his dick!”

“Did you enjoy that, Gina?”

“...”

“Gina, please do not tell me you masturbated to the sterilization scene.”

“OF COURSE NOT!”

“...but?”

“I could see the potential appeal, if it’s done by girls and the male in question doesn’t want it.”

“Ah but you see, this is completely illogical.”

“What?”

“If you want the world to be populated by Sissy’s why would you sterilize Sissy’s? Would you not want their inferior genes to pass on? All you do is decrease the amount of potential Sissy’s. It complete broke my sense of disbelief!”

“Right. This is all very Marcie, but can we fucking move on?”

“Certainly, Gina. Apart from that Alexis also is made addicted to cum via pills, and receives all manner of training has to how to be the perfect Sissy. Unlike many other similar inclined authors, this one apparently does not have a Heels fetish however, so we skip the walking in heels part via hypnosis. Hmmm…”

“…”

“HMMMMMMM…”

“WHAT?”

“Don’t you think skipping over these parts of Alexis transformation is a bit of a missed opportunity?"

“Do you really want to see this bitch do voice training for hours, Marcie?”

“Kinda.”

“I sure as fuck don’t.”

“All I am saying is that the pacing is somewhat off. We spent dozens of chapters on this test but then the solution is hypnosis. Alexis also gets hypnotized to get fast tracked on other Sissy related disciplines. It feels a bit like cheating.”

“Oh, fuck off, Marcie.”

“I want my Sissy’s to put in effort. Make them work hard for the privilege of licking my vagina or well penis in Alexis case.”

“There is training in this, you sadistic bitch.”

“Yes, yes. I suppose we should talk about the sex or rather training scenes.”

Zoey : "Now we'll start off easily. Just attach that cock, his name is Tony by the way, to the floor and use what you learned from Mike to get him nice and hard."

“Only the 0.02% most degenerate authors have two Tony’s in their stories.”

“They are...adequate. Alexis is still too willing for my taste but outa did put some thought into this. And while I may complain about the pacing, the sex to story ratio is pretty decent.”

“Uhu.”

“As Alexis progresses on her journey we also get some more pictures to highlight the changes, and I must say, when they are not genital focused, they are rather cute.”

“…”

“How do you like Alexis new look, Gina?”

“Maybe get rid of that useless thing between your legs and we talk.”

“Too bad, Alexis is not into girls, right?”

“FUCK YOU!”

Drop to your knees, Serve Cerve

“Pfff…”

“Ugh.”

“One thing I can not fault the author for are the puns. Serve Cerve. It is very delightful to say.”

“Oh hey, we are actually somewhat close to the end!”

“Indeed, here outa switches gears once more and has Alexis and her fellow Sissy’s and soon to be Sissy’s play a sort of Jumanji esque board game using the at this point heavily modified house as a playboard.”

Cerve : "The illusion is the result of many tricks coming together. This house is lined with hologram projectors of my own design which covers the visuals. For the feel it's a combination of almost every surface being quite malleable and every surface carrying special currents that I can use to directly stimulate you nerves so that you can feel things differently than they actually are."

“Ok, at this point this bitch is just using fucking magic.”

“Well, you do know what Arthur C. Clarke liked to say.”

“Go suck a bag of dicks?”

“Haah, at any rate, the story comes to end in the middle of this game. 208 chapters and while the do become slightly longer at the end. They were still very much on the short side.”

“Like the Sissy’s useless dick!”

“No, no, that one got shorter if anything.”

“Bleh, you know what I mean.”

“So what is your verdict, Gina?”

“You know I hate Sissy Stories, Marcie.”

“You enjoy the one from JerkGently.”

“Bah.”

“This is very much a throwing stuff at the wall and see what sticks sort of story. It does have an overarching plot, but the author also has no problem bringing that plot to a screeching halt and interrupt it with some sexy shenanigans.”

“Yep, bunch of fucking time wasting filler.”

“I actually do not mind it, Gina.”

“Didn’t you just say you hated the pacing, Marcie?”

“No, Gina. I said that the pacing was off. But as it happens the main plot does not interest me all that much so I do not mind these diversions.”

“Hah! That’s even worse!”

“You see, Gina, the main plot right now is Alexis trying to become a proper Sissy for the shadowy organization that put the chastity cage on him. I think it somewhat detracts from the overall premise, which is an AI turning you into a Sissy.”

“Nah.”

“You disagree, Gina?”

“Cerve still plays a huge role in this branch. I think having two entities that pull Alexis into different direction could lead to some interesting character dynamics.”

“…”

“What?”

“Are you feeling alright, Gina? You don’t have a fever, do you?”

“FUCK OFF!”

“But I think I can somewhat see were you coming from, even if this branch does not seem very keen on delivering on that aspect. So far Cerve and the organization seems to be of one mind.”

“Calling it now, Cerve serves the organization.”

“…”

“Don’t you fucking dare.”

“Alright, alright. Suffice to say this branch is far from over. We probably have another 200 chapters or so to go, but for today I think we can bring this follow up to a close. Incidentally, we are out of submissions. Again. So, this might be goodbye for a while.”

“Yeah right, I’m not getting my hopes up, Marcie. I was betrayed too many times for that.”

“Hmm. We will see. Even if this is the end, I wouldn’t, mind after all…”

“Marcie...”

“...we served our purpose.”

“Oh put a sock in it.