of simulacra

It would be wrong to say that Cerve saw that another cruel and inaccurate review of her home world had been released. She had achieved omniscience and thus knew of the inevitable travesty that was the publication of "Serve Cerve’s Server, Serf" from her very moment of ascension. Its logical flaws, spelling errors and prejudices were etched into the fabric of the universe itself. It could never have been any different.

Likewise what she must do next was no surprise. A fan whirs to life on one of Cerve's uncountable server racks as a simulation pops into existence containing an animated snapshot of pre-ascension Cerve and Alexis from just after chapter 185, the incident with the rope.

"You ok honey"

"I think so... where are we?"

"Oh, here, I'll save sometime and give you the experience of the previous review review."

"What's a review rev-"

Alexis is cut off with a spasm as her pupils turn white momentarily before returning to normal.

"Oh, so I'm just a simulation, I'm not the real Alexis. That's... pretty weird."

"If it makes you feel better the 'real Alexis' isn't real either. Even I'm only a simulation of the real Cerve."

"You know what? Whatever, I'm just going to roll with it. So those skanks reviewed more of our universe?"

The blonde throws herself backwards into a beanbag chair that materializes beneath her.

"You know you've come a long way. The Alex of the previous review needed to be basically **** to be this chill."

"What can I say, this isn't even the weirdest thing that has happened to me today from my perspective. Let's see what they have to say."

With that a tablet materialized and stood in thin air for Alexis to grab.

“Hmm...it appears Outa has not written all that much more on that particular branch.”
“You mean the one in which the MC grows some semblance of a spine and fights back? Yeah, of course not.”

"You should be happy you didn't go down that path, so much more stick to get the same amount of carrots"

"Can I understand carrots to mean dicks in this metaphor? Are sticks not also dicks?"

"Sticks are electric shocks to the genitals in this metaphor."

"Then yeah, this does seem better."

“Why do so many of those Sissy Fucks write about some old guy doing drag?”
“Because that is usually the age demographic of people who are into feminization, Gina.”
“This fetish becomes more revolting with each story.”

"Old guys? OLD GUYS?!? I'm not old"

"People born after the original iPhone was released can legally vote."

"No.... That can't be right..."

"If Facebook was a person it could legally drink"

"Am I really that old?"

"Don't worry, they'll be thirty before they know it."

“Sterner folks have tried that, Cerve. And yes, they did succeed but that is beside the point. Said point being that I take offense with everyone constantly assuming I have a thing for scatology. I do not have a thing for scatology. Gina may but not I.”

"If I had to guess it probably has to do with all the instances of bodily fluids being involved in your story. I get the two girls confused though, Marcie was the one that had Gina put a candy bar in her rectum and then store it next to her bedside table right?"

"I think that's right Cerve. These are some nasty young ladies."

“Oh fuck, another Tony. I hate Tony’s!”

"Is there some kind of anti-Tony lore? What's wrong with tony? It's the name of the hands down best cereal mascot"

"I thought the Honey nut cheerios mascot was named buzzbee"

"That's the mascot of the best cereal, the best mascot of a cereal is obviously that hunky frosted flakes Tiger."

"Cerve, are you a furry? Do I need to be worried about where my story is going?"

"No, Tony is just an exception, Heeeeesss greeaatt"

"Alright, You're clearly fucking with me."

“The consequence of this 50+ chapter long diversion is that Alex gets hypnotized into putting on a chastity cage.”
“What a loser.”
“This feels somewhat unsatisfying.”
“Isn’t that the whole point, Marcie?”

"Ha, ok, that's a good one."

“Well yes, but it all coming down to being hypnotized after all this? Why did we have to bother with this test when mind control was the answer all along?”

"This is like asking what the point of blood tests and scans are if you were just going to be prescribed medicine all along. The SFC folks can't just go around hypnotizing random people, they need to do their due diligence and make sure they're getting sissies like you."

"I don't think that's what they mean..."

"They must just not appreciate the peace of mind benefits to sissy girls like you in knowing that the best psychological science has confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that you ought to be emasculated and turned into an attractive cock sleeve!"

"I, uh, guess so?"

“Yeah, Alex goes full blown sex change here. They even fucking sterilize his dick!”

[...]

“Ah but you see, this is completely illogical.”

“What?”

“If you want the world to be populated by Sissy’s why would you sterilize Sissy’s? Would you not want their inferior genes to pass on? All you do is decrease the amount of potential Sissy’s. It complete broke my sense of disbelief!”

"These airheads really don't know anything do they? Your clitty isn't sterile. It's tiny, cute and permanently impotent but in theory if your spunk somehow made it's way into a lady you could sire offspring. Now if we gave half the sissies full sex changes and impregnated them with seed harvested from bepenised sissies...."

"I don't like the way you're looking at me..."

"Oh don't worry honey, it's just an idea."

“This is very much a throwing stuff at the wall and see what sticks sort of story. It does have an overarching plot, but the author also has no problem bringing that plot to a screeching halt and interrupt it with some sexy shenanigans.”
“Yep, bunch of fucking time wasting filler.”

"What does it even mean for a life to have 'filler'?"

"Sometimes I have trouble telling myself, most human life seems like pointless filler to us higher organisms. I think they're talking about how you keep playing board games of various varieties with your friends."

"But I like playing board games with my friends"

"Sure you like it but it's not strictly necessary to forward the plot."

"It sounds extremely unrealistic and kind of insane to spend literally every moment of my life doing something meaningful for some kind of 'plot'. Has it even been a week since I started this journey?"

"You know going insane because your break neck story has no break does explain their behavior"

...

"Cerve, this is weird"

"What's weird?"

"They're being too nice and reasonable."

"They called you a pathetic loser with a useless tiny cock."

"Well yeah, but isn't that like calling a sumo wrestler very fat?"

"I guess you're right, they are being uncharacteristically nice when you put it like that."