Seduce her.

Alexander turned the nozzle off, leaned against the booth's screen and shot Hailey a welcoming smile, "Why, I came here to see you, of course."
"WHAT!?!" Hailey's face completely flustered and her expression one of shock. She covered her mouth while stepping back from him.
Alexander himself was no less confused by his own words and actions. Perhaps the shear level off embarrassment over the situation had left him on the point of insanity, and now he was acting completely void of common sense.

He had appeared naked and uninvited in the ladies' showers in front of Hailey and solicited her romantic attention. This was blatant sexual harrassment, and Alexander had not the slightest idea why he was doing any of it. One thing was for certain though; any chance of rationally explaining what he was doing was long gone, so he might as well keep up the charade.

"Why of course. It cannot possibly have come as news to you..."
"...wh-wh-wh-what....?" Hailey took deep, exasperated breaths as she stepped back on uneasy feet.
"That your face... the beautiful smile upon your countenance outshines all others' in the North Pole and, I am convinced, in the world. Does the full moon not know that it outshines all the stars in the night sky?"

"A... a.... aa..." Hailey opened her mouth to speak but only stammering noises came out of her mouth. Her face at this point was as red as a tomato, and her knees were weak as she shrunk back on uneasy steps.
Her mind was racing. So many thoughts popped into her ever dizzying head, yet it was impossible to hold on to a single one long enough to consider it. This guy appeared naked in front of her, in the girls' showers, and started saying all these things to her.
How did he know she was going to be here at this time?
That was one of the questions that didn't stay long enough to concern her.
She rested her hand on her chest to feel her heart beating like crazy. What was going on here?

Alexander himself was astonished and amused that he could have this impact on a woman like Hailey. He always assumed that flirting simply wouldn't work for someone like him, not unless he already knew the girl really liked him already. But somehow she seemed absolutely flustered. He liked seeing this adorable side of Hailey, and he liked how much self-confidence this gave him.
"Are you all right, Hailey? You're not coming down with anything are you?" As Alexander placed his hand on Hailey's forehead she shuddered and let out a shrill squeal.

"I... I am not coming on too strong, am I?" Alexander said as he took Hailey's hand with both his hands.
Hailey shook her head frantically, "Nononono...! Well, yeah... a bit... a l-l-little... v-v-very much.... b-b-but that's... but that's fine..." She gulped.
"In that case..." Alexander brought Hailey's hand close to his mouth as beheld this scandalous development with mixed horror and anticipation, "Will you allow this love-sick fool a simple wish? One that would make him the happiest man in the world?"
"Wh-wh-wh-what's that......?"
Alexander kissed a single knuckle on Hailey's hand...

Hailey's limp body collapsed where she stood.
Alexander caught her before she could fall to the floor, resting her head on his hand as her towel slipped off her body.
"...Hailey? Hailey? " Alexander gently tapped her cheek with the palm of his hand, "Oh gosh... did I overdo it?"

Alexander didn't even know what he was doing, and now Hailey had fainted... from a kiss.
At least she is dealt with now. Alexander could simply walk out of this entire situation while Hailey is knocked out... but can he really leave her like this? Unconscious on the floor?

His line of thought was interrupted as four more female elves entered the showers.
"...there's a guy here, girls."
"WHAT THE FUCK!? What's he doing here!?"
"Is he... is he taking advantage of Hailey?"
"Holy shit! They're both naked! And he's knocked her out!"

"No no!" Alexander said, "It's not like that! I was just flirting with her!"
This did not go over well with the girls at all, who by now looked like they were going to lynch him....