Santa's Offer

Brunette and Blonde,

Redhead have I fucked,

And the fatty and the hotwife

(whose husband I cucked)

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I've even done Rudolph,

Who cock I have sucked,

Bending over for him then

Letting my fat Santa ass get fucked."

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Then the old sprite turned

Looked directly at me,

Gave a cunning smile,

Said "Hmm, let me see.."

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"Would you like," he asked,

"To fuck these all time or three..

Or would you prefer, sir,

To fuck your family?"

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"Shit Santa, " I said,

Swearing an oath,

Because I knew in my heart:

I wanted to do both.