Chapter 5
by 
El-E
What's next?
Both
"The truth is," I said
To the kindly old elf,
"I'd like to fuck
Everyone, all to myself."
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Santa he chuckled
Put finger to his nose,
And patted his sleigh:
Asked me to sit on the front row.
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"This I can do," said he,
"I know the trick.
But to gather the magic:
Suck Santa's dick."
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