Sansa

“Sansa Stark” my head sank as the name was said and looking at Brienne she hugged me before stating, “Don’t worry about me! Congratulations!” she pushed me towards Sansa who sighing took my hand, “Absolutely hate this!” “Tell me about it!” I mumbled, “Let’s get this over and done with!” I nodded before walking out with her onto the balcony to the crowds cheers and celebration, Lyanna nodded before saying, “A mature woman and a successful king the best combination!” I growled lightly before saying, “If you still want Brienne...make her your mistress!” and looking down I spoke, “She has more honour than that!” as she walked away, “I guess...We’d better sort this out!” I grumbled before looking at her she said, “Quick and short!” I nodded before ordering a priest to come sat down opposite Tormund who spoke, “Just think tonight you get to bed a Stark the best looking one to!” “Yeah...not happening, for two reasons I am going to be elsewhere and secondly we don’t want to...easier to annul the marriage in the future!” “You aren’t even going to give it a try?” Arya queried and shaking my head spoke, “No, we don’t want to so why bother?” Tyrion nodded before stating, “Thing is...years ago Sansa would have been elated with the idea!” Arya laughed before saying, “She used to be so simple and naive obsessed with boys and marrying someone hot to have his children...it made me cringe!” “But bad relationships, rapes, **** and the realisation that she isn’t unique made her hostile to the idea. Even I when married to her believed at one point we could have been a couple but she blew cold air over it...But you know something this is the end of the Starks?” “Arya...” I pointed out causing him to say, “Bran’s dick don’t work, Sansa hates marriage and won’t let anyone near her in that manner, Jon is only part and Arya... she just doesn’t fit the role of loyal housewife & some question her sexuality!” “What are you on about?” Arya grumbled causing Sansa to speak, “You did admit to having a crush on Cersei at one point and asked questions about Brienne’s muscles; I am not saying you are but...” she shrugged and Jon patting my back spoke, “I just don’t get it!” “What do you mean?” “Brienne over everyone else!” “You don’t understand my customs! We see beauty differently apart for Dionysius, Aphrodite and a few others, look I will explain it. Girls get a minute and stand in a line!” they groaned before doing it I got up and spoke, “Daenerys every humans wet dream, we have so many like this where we come from that she isn’t special...also her body is flabby in a fight with just using a sword she wouldn’t last long and lifting an axe I doubt it!” I walked up to Sansa, “To most average but she is mentally strong, I like her more than most because I find redheads hot!” I walked up to Arya, “A bit more like it...isn’t a stereotype, mentally strong and independent but wouldn’t last long in a fight and body would easily break!” I walked up to Cersei and spoke, “This is a product of Isu. Cersei is hot, mature so she has experience!” “A lot of it” Jon muttered and laughing were interrupted by me saying, “Ruler, could swing a sword possibly but mentally head stronger than the rest, loss means little to her and she simply cares little for your emotions...but Brienne.” I walked up to her and said, “Kill you all easily, well there is no doubt about her qualifications on the battlefield, strong willed, loyal, not reliant on a man, Okay not the looks of Sansa and Cersei but is capable in all physical and mental aspects, also look at her muscles” I lifted her tunic up to reveal the six pack before saying, “In my land we work the opposite, we want strength and fighter women not “pretty” small and fragile women!” “So the uglier the better?” Tormund queried, “You see it from your point of view I do not! In my point of view she is a beautiful warrior god’s would be lucky to have!” They looked at Eris who spoke, “Yeah women are similar but different... Damian well yes he is hung like an horse!” they looked down at my crotch as she continued, “Yeah Jon is a fighter but bland, Tormund a probable brute in bed okay for an odd engagement but Tyrion!” he looked up as she spoke, “My little man...a fighter, diplomat and I bet kinky to” “Well I did bring a Donkey into a Brothel!” “I like how you think!” “Isu are weird to be honest!” Sansa grumbled and leaning in I whispered, “Tyrion...you got an invitation I would use it if I were you! They don’t come often!” he looked back to see Eris hold the door open and smiling he climbed off his seat and followed her out, “They are going to have some problems!” I mumbled, “Oh really?” Jon queried and nodding I said, “Yeah size for one! He is not even half the size of her so kissing is going to be hard!” “Is that all you think about is sex?” “Well my aunty is Aphrodite who fancies me!” I shrugged, “She rubs off on everyone! Stag night, where’s my stag night!” “You don’t get one...priests is due in about 15 minutes!” “O?” Sansa spoke, “come on! Two great people getting married and neither making an effort!” “Well I will sort my face out and change my clothes!” “Yeah I will brush my hair I guess!” and laughing Brienne spoke, “You two should hear yourself’s already agreeing with each other!” I took Brienne’s hand before saying, “Not like my sweet Amazonian Tarth though, is it?” “No, but most marriages are based on two people hating themselves for diplomacy!” I sighed before saying, “Not much different to my home world then... marry based on what abilities go... I was offered Athena because of wisdom and **** going together, Artemis because of hunting and **** and I was offered to Eris because of chaos and **** go together!” and looking over to the door saw the priest to arrive, “I’d better get ready!” and getting up felt Cersei behind me, the person filling in the best man role.

The ceremony was long and very tedious I and I think Sansa to was hoping for one to. It was that long that I was able to list all my family members names twice (and there is a lot of them) and even after then he was still going so resorting to making funny faces at her which was met by her trying to keep a straight face and nudging me to knock it off and when it was an official I kissed her cheek before walking out to the guards salutes and people’s cheeks and sitting down next to her we were met by congratulations from the people and sighing Tormund spoke, “Smile Damian you get to bed the good looking Stark!” we glared at him causing him to shut up and drinking some more wine I spoke, “We both know that isn’t happening right...?” she nodded and putting my hand on the table I queried, “How long do these go on for?” “We used to have these when I was younger, they can go on for hours. Just smile and nod then push them out the door when you get the chance!” I nodded before saying, “I fear that if I smile my teeth will fall out or my jaw will break!” she laughed before drinking some more wine commented, “You always looked a bit boney!” I laughed back before hearing music to play and sighing I stood up and turning to her I said, “I hope you can dance?” “Of course!” “Good because I can’t, so I am taking your lead!”

Eventually they left and escorting Sansa to our room she spoke, “I’d better go to my room!” I shook my head before saying, “This is your room. The queen deserves only the best, I will sleep in another room or Brienne’s” “Wait with Brienne? It’s our first night and already sleeping in another’s bed?” “I’m sorry I thought we were only going to be together in name and continue with our normal life’s!” “You are my husband you should respect that!” “If that’s the case then let’s share a bed, let’s spend the wedding night like people should! If you want me to respect this thing then let’s at least be mutual!” “Me sleep with you? You are literally falling apart, kissing that bare skull it’s like me kissing an half chewed body!” and looking down I spoke, “Sad that you are like this, I actually respected you!” and walking away she snapped, “That’s it go to Brienne!” “I am respecting your view and going to a spare one! I won’t discuss this any further until you have slept and the drink has worn off. Now good night!” I walk down the corridor and seeing the room I currently had prepared but seeing Nymeria laying on it sighed before commenting, “Move over girl, move over!” and seeing her roll over to the other side and climbing under I closed my eyes to try and sleep but just like my luck now as I went to sleep I was interrupted by an knock on the door...