Rule the furry fandom like a Goddess

Sophie: "Furries would worship the ground beneath my feet. Maybe even literally! Once I go public about this and people confirm that this isn't a costume or a VR avatar, I could brand myself as an actual, factual Goddess of the Furries!"

You start by verifying the nature of your existence. You immediately schedule a meeting with your physician Dr. Alan Coitus, citing that something 'unusual' has happened to your physique. Whatever Dr. Coitus was expecting, it wasn't seeing that you've grown fur, floppy ears, a tail and four cup sizes.

Alan Coitus: "Hum... Well, this is quite remarkable, Sophie. If these bodily changes truly occured overnight as you said, they defy everything I know about human anatomy."

Sophie: "Most of it happened in a manner of minutes, while I was awake."

Alan Coitus: "It certainly wouldn't make this event any less unlikely. Hm..."

Dr. Coitus closes his eyes and places a hand on his chin.

Alan Coitus: "As a doctor I shouldn't make such a hypothesis, but... my only explanation, Sophie, is that you are under pseudo-paranormal influence."

Sophie: "Say what?"

Alan Coitus: "I have formulated theories upon something like this. They're obviously only speculative due to a distinct lack of subjects to study, but you seem to exhibit all the symptoms of the theoretical condition known as homo felis sapiens."

Sophie: "A...ha?"

Dr. Coitus walks to a filing cabinet and pulls out a folder. It contains multiple files, most seemingly hand-written. A few of them have illustrations, and one illustration in particular draws your attention. It depicts an anthromorphic mixture of a human and a feline, much like yourself.

Alan Coitus: "Take a look at this."

Sophie: "Well the text is just chicken scratch, but you've got a neat drawing style."

Alan Coitus: "Argh, that's wholly irrelevant! What's important is that I've had this file for decades already. It seems a tad prophetic, don't you think?"

Sophie: "Yea I guess."

You take a closer look at the other files that Dr. Coitus has placed onto a nearby table.

Sophie: "What are those other conditions that you got written down?"

Dr. Coitus becomes flustered.

Alan Coitus: "Oh, these? Well they're... uhm they're unimportant. Of course if you're interested, I can show you. Here."

Coitus hands you the entire stack. There are several other conditions described within: Erectile Hyperfunction, a condition wherein one's penis grows with sexual activity, Muscular Hypertrophy, wherein muscles densen unnaturally to allow superhuman strength, and Spontaneous Giganticism, wherein a person grows in size rapidly and to anatomically impossible extremes.

Sophie: "...Have you considered that... that if I happened to be on the receiving end of one of your made-up conditions, then maybe it's possible that there are more of them out there?"

Alan Coitus: "Hm. I hadn't considered it, no. However, many of these conditions are so drastically destructive in relation to their environmnet, that surely we would've heard about them on the news by now if they'd occured."