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Rowana & Azzie Read "Francis O'Connor, 47 year old adjunct instructor (COMPLETE)," by 4og8zzjkc, Part 1

Green hands squeezed the soft boob gently, but firmly. The tanned flesh compressed, the dark, engorged nipple seemed to swell—and then a single golden droplet formed, right on the tip, and rolled down.

"Wow," Azzie said, the Urak-Hai utterly absorbed in this new, precious fluid her wife was making.

"You know that's for the babies," Rowana teased. One hand rested on her stomach, the other tapped at a remote control. On the screen in their hobbit-sized living room, a piece of erotic fiction from another multiverse. In truth, the former Ranger didn't really mind. Her milk had come in exceptionally early; she was barely four months along since that very special sex party. The sperm donor, bless his green twink ass, was asleep in their bed.

"Who are we reading today?" Azzie asked.

"We are reading Francis O'Connor, 47 year old adjunct instructor (COMPLETE), by 4og8zzjkc," Rowana said. "A branch on the Harem Hotel story. The basic deal: multiversal reality gameshow where women are kidnapped to join a harem, transformed against their will, and sexy times happen. Lot of audience participation. Long branches."

The Urak-Hair nodded her head somberly. She extended a tongue to lick the droplet from Rowana's still-leaking tit.

"How many constitute a harem?" the green one asked.

"Well, one is a wife or lover, and two would be a threesome or throuple," Rowana said. "So I guess the minimum is three subordinate women under one master or mistress."

Azzie considered this.

"If we get a fourth, I'm the primary wife in your harem!" she insisted.

Rowana smiled. "Babe, you are the only wife in my harem, and the only one I want. Let's read."

Welcome to Harem Hotel: Sapphic Seaside Edition! I am your soon to be favorite host, Beckie Petersen, the most powerful, charismatic, and beautiful person ever to climb the heights of the Harem Hotel data analysis department! I promise you that, with what all that I have learned parsing out the most minute of details from thousands of previous seasons, this one will be the best one yet! This season, 6 lovely ladies will be competing for the top position in their Master’s harem. And, as always, you can anticipate all of the fun twists and turns I have meticulously concocted. And the first twisty-turn is... Now! We are doing the intros in a different order! Let’s bring the first girl down!

"So, where the first Harem Hotel storyline we read about started out introducing the master/nominal protagonist, this starts out introducing the prospective harem members. There's also a link to the progress reports, but we're not reading those because of spoilers," Rowana said. "And our haremites are..."

"Josie was actually introduced in the first chapter, using a butt as a pillow, and has been an occasional viewpoint character throughout. Which makes me think she may be the primary viewpoint character for the story going forward, although we shall see," Rowana said. "Azzie, comment?"

"Like, normally the Master seems to be a unifying theme and the harem, and thus the story, is built around their history and desires. But in this case, they're all lesbians with tenuous connections to each other. Given that the Master is named 'Francis,' a traditionally male name, this suggests either a lot of these ladies are going to have to learn to like cock or Frank is going to be re-coded as female. Or maybe just likes to watch? Those are all kind of interestin' kinks to explore in a harem scenario, though I think six is too many," the Uruk-Hai said. She gave Ro's boob another delicate squeeze.

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"Also, I think she means schlong," Azzie said. "Which sounds like a Dwarfish word but isn't."

"Anyway, when we finally get to Francis, we get a sketch of a genial, well-meaning dude who isn't anybody's self-insert character with a dick knocking against their knees or any of that," Rowana observed. "I haven't read enough of these to know if that's normal, but there are three basic storylines with 'I suddenly have a harem' that come to mind: 1) the guy is a massive pervert and enjoys the power over women, 2) the guy is decent and doesn't want to **** his power over women, and 3) the guy isn't particularly bad to start with, but either the power goes to his head or the women are so terrible he grows into his new power and authority."

"You forgot the one where the harem overpowers him and turns him into their **** because he's a submissive bitch," Azzie chimed in.

"Yes, the inverse power fantasy," Rowana agreed. Her free hand found the curve of her wife's ass, green as a sour apple, and squeezed it tight. "4og8zzjkc's particular style is jocular; enjoys their little jokes, with slightly ribald humor. Only a hint of sex so far, but the ladies are all sexual beings. Like another writer in another branch, there is a broad issue with dialogue not always being attributed to speakers, and in a contest where we have six contestants, a master, and a presenter, that's just not acceptable. Although, fortunately, the viewpoint characters in each section are well-defined."

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"We're going the gender-bender route," Azzie said. "So as the Master transforms the harem, the harem transforms the master. This could get potentially interesting."

"It would probably be more interesting if Frank started out as a dick and had to learn a lesson. So far, it seems like it's mostly the women who are terrible people. I suspect that's a subconscious reflection of the power imbalance; the ladies are bitchier because they have less agency," Azzie said. She snuggled her cheek against her wife's boob. "Just so you know, I would never make you grow a cock for me."

"That's why we have Bebe," Rowana snorted. "But same. Anyway, after the rules are sorted out—pretty standard stuff there, minus the master transformations—and we move on to the first transformations. Say what you will about Harem Hotel, but like every gameshow there's a formula to it."

Hyperpregnancy Induction Syndrome – Dinah was once barren, but now she has HIS. Dinah’s fertility issues are not only reversed, but her reproductive system is magically modified to where there is a chance that any vaginal sexual contact Dinah has with another person can result in pregnancy. The chances of pregnancy goes up based on the nature of the sexual act (Dinah receiving oral or fingering is less likely to get her pregnant than vaginal to vaginal/penile sexual contact). Odds of pregnancy doubles if the sex act is with another contestant; it quintuples if the sex act is with The Master. If the odds exceed 100%, pregnancy is guaranteed, and the excess odds are used to determine whether the pregnancy will result in multiple births (and how many). Dinah still cannot become pregnant if she is already pregnant (Patient Zero).

Azzie considered this paragraph. "I feel better about our happily babies-ever-after storyline," the Urak-Hai said at last. "More positive about it."

"It does seem to be a commoner kink in these Harem Hotel stories than I thought it would be," Rowana admitted. "And some of these transformations are just mean."

The Magic of Student Loans – Why should Scarlet have access to knowledge she has yet to pay for? Scarlet will lose the ability to recall any non-sexual fact or technique she has learned throughout her college career until she has completely paid off her current student loan balance. Scarlet will be unable to relearn information gotten from college; attempts to relearn information will result in increased arousal instead. This transformation does not otherwise affect Scarlet’s intelligence. Before the game ends, she may use BP to pay off her debt at a conversion rate of 1 BP = $100; later transformations may allow Scarlet to earn BP by stripping. Any debt that remains when the game ends must be paid for by Scarlet earning money from adult entertainment performances (Bimbo).

"A lot of these are just too much," Azzie noted. "Like, these are enough to deal with and keep track of for an entire normal storyline, but you just know that they're going to pile even more on top. There's got to be a better way to track these things, maybe character sheets?"

"Actually, props for that, there actually are character sheets. 70 BP to Fogeight," Rowana said. "And it only took us 14 chapters to get through the introduction to the characters and the first transformations. Now the plot starts!"

"I think the emphasis on Josie is interesting. Like, obviously, a lot of the other haremites are just different flavors of kink, but promiscuous lesbian gym buddy actually hurt him, and 4og8zzjkc is putting a lot of emphasis on that," Azzie said. "I think she's going to learn a lesson. Maybe grow as a person. Learn to love."

"I think we're going to be very lucky if Fogeight doesn't drag Frank's sister into this story before the end in two-hundred-and-something chapters," Rowana said, with the cruel cynicism of a former soldier. Her wife's ass overflowed her hand, a mass of warmth and comfort in a cold world. "Maybe we'll find out...in part 2 of this review!"