Robotic law number 1!

Inspiration strikes and you recall a set of scifi laws that seem to have stood the test of time and that with a piece of minor tweaking might just about make the perfect set of wishes.

"Ok - here goes." You clear your throat and shuffle your feet slightly, "My first wish is, No-one may injure me or, through inaction, allow me to come to harm.", you say and look at her a little breathlessly, waiting to see whether she would find some technicality to block this one or somehow have you go through a mincing machine instead due to an unfortunate wording of the wish.

"ooookay," she said, "whatever. Not too bad. A bit lame though. Is that really the best you can come up with. Don't let any bad people hurt me?" She gave an odd little hand gesture. "There. done. Next." She chewed what I imagined to be gum in boredom. Despite the put-down, she looks a little interested to see where this is heading.

You check yourself over. You feel exactly as you did before. Nothing appears to have happened. You will have to take it on faith that she has carried out wish number 1 to the letter before moving on to number 2. However you're on a roll now, and you know exactly what number 2 is going to be, you just need to rehearse the wording a little before you say it, which is easier said than done with an impatient 6'2" beauty goading you on.