Regular Toga

You were surprised at how slow you were deciding on Regular Toga. Like, what were you waiting for?

The delivery service apparently. It took them an entire week to figure out your address, but at least they were using discrete packaging. The cardboard box was double-wrapped in Christmas paper, stamped with FROM AUNT YAMADA.

Tearing away the packaging, you can finally see the fruit of your efforts. The still, emotionless body of Toga Himiko. You can barely keep yourself from crawling into the box with her and getting it on. Slowly you bring Toga up and over your shoulder. She’s heavier than you excepted, but then again she is a state-of-the-art recreation of a fictional character.

You stand Toga up in your kitchen and retrieve the remote, but just before you turn her on you remember to mess with the settings.

Bring down the Resistance dial so that she won’t suck your blood, you aren’t into that. Up the Libido so you won’t have to lube up, and finally switch her on!

The remote beeps and for a second you worry that you just got scammed, but then the love dolls eyes flash and you practically cream your pants.