Read a book

You decide to settle down with a nice book, you barely have any time to read anymore. You curl up in a chair, and travel to another world. Ahab really hates this whale!

Before you know it, it's time for lunch! You make yourself a sandwhich, with a side of chips. You try and open a jar of pickles, but the lid is too hard to open, so you give up. You really need to hit the gym! Your arms definitely have definitely lost tone.

After eating you head to the bathroom to take a leak. You undo your pants and accidently pee a little bit on the seat. It was really hard to aim, is your dick smaller? That's crazy, it's probably just cold in here. Maybe your heater is acting weird again.

You go back to reading, but the words are so hard to focus on. Maybe just a quick nap.

You wake up, and it's dark out. Your clock says 8, you slept most of the day away! Maybe just a snack, and a crossword puzzle, and you can go to bed. Actually, you're not that hungry, maybe just skip right to yesterday's crossword puzzle. You try and work on it, but this one's really hard! You give up frusterated, and decide to go to bed