Same as yesterday

You wake up early, and head to go take a shower. You wash your hair, it's really soft today! You definitely need to get that haircut though, as soon as it seems safe outside. You hop out of the shower and wrap a towel around yourself. You head to the mirror, and pull out your razor for a quick shave. Hm, you don't have any stubble today, sweet! You hate shaving, it's so time consuming, and you always get a little cut on your adam's apple.

You hop on the scale, and find that you've lost ten pounds! Sweet! Except your chest is feeling a bit flabby, you've got some manboobs. You're probably just getting skinny-fat, from not eating while also not excercising. You knew you shoulda hit the gym more often!

You go to get dressed, and you try to put on your favorite pair of jeans. This is so weird, you've lost weight, but you can barely get your pants past your ass! You wiggle and wiggle, until finally you get them on. Once over your butt it's super easy to button, your waist is tiny! What a weird day.