Quick! Switch her off, then figure out what went wrong!

It's obvious that something fishy is going on with your Sango-bot. Not only is she unaware of what she is, she doesn't even recognize that you're her owner. And judging by the way she's marching out the door, she really plans to run off to some magic well in Japan on her own!

Thinking quickly, you grab the remote and hit the POWER button again.

Instantly, Sango halts in mid-stride. "Oh! I feel so strange ... what's ... happeninnnngg ... toooooooo ... mmmeeeeeeeeeeeee...?" Her voice drops low, like a recording run at too slow a speed. Her head droops as she powers down, then her body freezes in place.

Walking around her, you look at her glassy, doll-like eyes, still wide with surprise. Reaching out tentatively to feel her cheek, you discover that it feels soft and pliable, just like real skin, and it's still warm.

Damn! Now you really want to get Sango working - only this time, she'll be utterly devoted to you!