Mental BSoD

“You... you what?” Shauna asked. “I... I was... Gal, I was kidding. I was just teasing you, you know how friends do that... You really went back there a let him blow you?”

“Yep and then I let him penetrate me.” Patty said, with a somewhat neutral tone. “I was amazing. I should have listened to you sooner.”

“Look... I know you’re still mad about the bus and the prank but...”

“But nothing... I did it, I enjoyed it and he and I are going out on a date tonight.” Patty said.

“Right... let’s ask him.” Shauna said as she saw Billy walking over with their food. In a somewhat impressive motion, Billy was able to lean over and kiss Patty on the lips without dropping his tray.

“Does this answer your question?” Patty said as Billy said the food down. He then handed Patty a slip of paper.

“My phone number, just in case. See you tonight, lover boy.”

Patty opened the slip to see Billy had drawn a few hearts on the slip.

“Let me give you mine.” Patty said. Billy ripped off a sheet of his note pad and handed it and his pen to Patty.

Patty quickly jotted down his number and handed it back.

Billy smiled, gave him another quick kiss and then walked off to get back to work.

“Still don’t believe me?” Patty asked, now sporting a somewhat smug smile.

“Holy shit... you really did it... you actually had sex with him?”

“Not just that...” Patty said, turning to look at billy “I think I’m in love with him.”

The two friends are their meal quietly. Patty decided he wanted something more than the skimpy swimsuits for a date, so he went off to buy a few things while Shauna went to find the others.

“How was the fake date?” Jessie asked.

“Well, it seems to have landed our dear Patty a real one.”

Jessie began to look angry, thinking Shauna had broken the code.

“Not with me...” Shauna said quickly before adding a dejected “not with me...”

“Some other girl hit him up?” Jessie asked in shock?

“No... it was...” Shauna sighed again, still somewhat in shock over this “Our waiter at the restaurant...”

“A GUY!?!” Jessie yelled “Patty is hooking up with a GUY!?!”

“Yeah... turns out... our teasing was right on the money. He’s gay.”

“I do not believe you.” Jessie said. “Where is he?”

“Shopping. He wanted to wear something more than just a swimsuit.”

Jessie rolled her eyes.

“I still don’t believe you.”

“Gal... Patty and that boy snuck off and had sex in the restaurant.”

“Did you see them do it?”

“No...” Shauna said “I just kinda took the PDAs for face value.”

“If you didn’t see it, how do you know this isn’t some **** prank.”

“They kissed in front of me, twice.” Shauna said “why are you being such a vage about this?”

“Gal... boys kiss other boys all the time. Doesn’t mean anything.” Jessie said “when’s the date?”

“Tonight”

“We’re gonna follow him and I’m going to prove to you he’s pranking you.”