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Chapter 709
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Aravor is steaming, and RF's mother doesn't look happy either. But thanks to Delphi, she's finally free. It's just in time too, as the golem across the room is slowly forming back into its shape for the third time. It looks like its hardly lost any pieces too. There are just so many. It stomps its massive foot down and the eye-like beacon of light on its face stares across the room towards you.
RF lowers herself into a proper fighting stance, even if it's not easy in a dress. "Let's do it."
"What do you think you're doing?" Aravor asks.
The moment he reaches for her arm, she returns the favour. What happens next can only be described as fighting game combo string considering of grapples and mid-section blows that send the man back against the wall. Her precision in martial arts is unmatched. Whether her family even knows how powerful she is or not, RF is a high level monk, and it definitely caught him off guard.
Other nobles peak over and murmur amongst each other.
One voice pierces the crowd. It comes from the balcony above. "Hey, I found this!" It's Fang. With a big grin on her face, she chucks another rod across the room towards the girl beside you.
Another control rod?
No. That isn't it. RF leaps up and snatches it out of the air before landing at her knee. She stands up proudly and the rod in her hand extends out to the full length of a bo staff.
"I've had enough of this," RF mutters quietly. "I've had enough!" she shouts.
"Think about what you're doing," says her mother.
"I have." She turns to the others and grabs onto her lower dress. "My decision has been made. Living two lives no longer has a purpose if I see no value in one of them. From this point forwards, I am not a Relestel. The name disgusts me. Going forward, my identity is simple! Lalarin, or the luck hero, Rabbit's Foot!" She then tears the fabric of her wardrobe, freeing her legs and granting her proper mobility. Though, she probably didn't mean it to tear so high. Now she's basically just not wearing pants--emerald underwear clearly visible for everyone to see.
RF turns to you as she spins her staff before clutching it tight between both hands.
Fang whistles from above. "I think I almost fainted!"
"Honestly. I love that girl," says Delphi as she lands on the railing beside Fang's hand. "It looks like we've got ourselves a four versus one, Kyle!"
Fang leaps off first, much to your surprise. She stabs two daggers straight down into the creature's back, and while piercing damage isn't great, she lashes out with speed and precision. Her plan seems to be to take out each individual sphere one at a time, and it's working. Though when it reels back to knock her off, she does a flip and lands safely on a half-shattered dining table. "I can't let the luck hero have all the glory then, huh? I'm supposed to be a vigilante, right? Fang, leader of Claw Patrol?" She stares blankly for a moment. "Wait, does nobody know me?"
The lovely legs of Lalarin are bare and free to allow the acrobat to leap and spin through the air without any difficulty. The blunt collision of her staff shatters multiple spheres, but she follows through with a combination strike of jabs and then a powerful kick to the midsection. She then retreats back to a safe distance and awaits the right moment to go again. She's in her element.
"It's really Rabbit's Foot!" shouts one of the nobles.
A woman screams. "Sign my chest after, please!"
RF gives Fang a nod. "We've got this."
But the catfolk just glares back. "Shut up."
"What's wrong?"
"Don't forget about me!" From Delphi's body comes her barrage of ropes. Though such an attack is incredibly useless against a creature made of separate segments, she uses them to wrap around the middle and cover up most of its giant eye. "Why would it have this if it didn't need to see?"
"Perfect!" You sprint forwards. With it blinded, you're able to unleash a flurry of strikes, shattering dozens of its parts in only a moment.
Delphi's binding. Fang's daggers. RF's martial arts. Your blade. Soon, there are only a few rolling copper balls left, and all they can do is spin around each other in the middle of the room--unable to form into anything at all. You jab down and finish them off. Though with the last, you try to minimize the damage before lifting its husk and slipping it into your pocket.
All that's left is the sound of falling debris as parts of the room continue to crack and crumble.
You turn to meet eyes with her family.
Before you can talk, her mother speaks up. "The guards are on their way! Remember, Kyle Warren. You're the one with a bounty on your head set by His Majesty himself."
Damn it. She's right. We can't stick around here, and there'd definitely be guards coming after all that noise. Plus, we still need to find Vivi, so we can't afford to flee the city. We need to disappear fast.
"There's a backdoor this way!" Fang shouts.
"Lala... Are you all right?" you ask.
Pink flushes her cheeks. "Lala. That name." RF turns to her family once more. "I'll be better when we're gone."
"I wish we could do something."
"We will. In time. Let's go!"
You nod and sprint after the fleeing catfolk along with the rest of your party.
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