Grab some lunch, then grab some girls

Joey hopped in the back seat of the car as Steve drove he and Kevin to Taco Town for a quick dinner. Steve and Kevin were Joey's best friends since grade school. Kevin was as tall as Joey, but much bigger than both Joey and Steve. He liked to work out and his parents were both successful former college athletes. His Mom coached field hockey at Newton University in the next town up. His Dad stayed fit going to the gym and other stuff. Kevin also had a younger brother, Kelly in the same grade as Adam and were both friends. Kelly had come out as trans last year and started wearing a little makeup, grew his hair longer and wore some pretty feminine clothes; not dresses and all, but just pinks, yellows, purples with unicorns and cats and stuff. Joey was pretty sure Kelly was quickly accepted by his friend group and there were other gay and trans kids in school as well. He always seemed cool when he came over to hang out with Adam.

Steve, was a smaller version of Joey, probably much like Adam except shorter. He was cool and funny most of the time and he had the nicest car of the three of them and was willing to drive. He had a girlfriend that was geeky and cute much like his sister. The two of them were good friends as well and often Steve would leave his girlfriend at his house to hang out with his sister while he came to visit Kevin or Joey.

"Yo, what's up man", Kevin greeted Joey as his got settled in the back seat. "Woah! Dude, what did you do to your face? Are you wearing makeup or some shit?"

"Naa man. I got one of those kits from the store and started using this week. It's working pretty good I think", Joey deflected.

"Really?! That's crazy man I could of swore you were wearing makeup", Kevin replied staring at Joey's face. "I'll have to tell my brother about that. He already gets picked on for his size and being trans and all, but his pimple problem is bad too. I ended up punching Billy in the face because he was fucking with him so much".

"Yeah, Billy's a dick", Steve commented. "He's in my sister's BIO class. Probably going to get held back again if he keeps missing school I hear".

"It was nice when he flunked out two years ago, but now he's in a couple of Adam's classes too. I don't think he bother's Adam too much, but I should check in with him to see", Joey commiserated.

They pulled into the food joint, parked and went in. Steve ordered first and added the girl's orders to go, Kevin and Joey followed. They took a table number, drink cups and went and sat down to wait for their food. They each went to fill their soda cups, leaving Joey last and he went to sit down and join his friends. When he sat, Steve and Kevin were both staring at him.

"What?", Joey asked. "What's the deal?"

"Dude, you can't walk around with your pants stuffed with a sock", Steve exclaimed. "You'll get put up on Snap or TikTok with people making fun of you".

"Yeah, man. Not smart", Kevin chimed in.

"I didn't stuff myself, I'm just trying to keep it comfortable", Joey defended himself. "Maybe attract some hot cos-play chick too". He joked.

Kevin continued to challenge him, "That shit ain't real!", you'd be a porn star or something.

Steve continued to stare at Joey, appearing flushed and embarrassed. "Wow, man. I believe you, but I guess I just didn't realize you were a future porn star and all", Steve finally commented.

"You're gullible, man. I won't believe it until you show it, simple as that. Just like that movie where the actor had to prove he was hung to get the job", Kevin continued to challenge him.

"What do you suggest I do? Whip it out in the middle of Taco Town and show everyone my dong?", Joey said mockingly.

"No, but you better damn well show it in the car when we're done", Kevin demanded. "Listen, I ain't walking around listening to people make fun of you because you stuff socks down your pants. If it's real, at least I can tell them they're full of shit and they should find out for themselves", he concluded.

"Makes sense, Joey", Steve finally said still appearing flushed and embarrassed.

"Fine. Whatever. Let's just eat. Our order is up", Joey said and went to pick up their tray and to-go bag.

When returning to the table he clearly saw Steve staring and Kevin glancing again at his package. He sat, divided the food and started to eat with no more discussion about the size of his cock.