Becoming a warrior! The third, by Almax

“So we have reached the third chapter of this read already.”

“Already? It has been two months since the last one!”

“I see you are quite eager.”

“No, I'm not!”

“Shall we dive right in then? I think the listeners would be annoyed if we keep doing a large opening at the start.”

READING IN PROGRESS (BGM)

“Huh, that was pretty fun...”

“Haa..haaa...”

“You ok there, Gina?”

“Nooo...”

“Ah, I suppose you really wanted to orgasm this time around.”

“Blaaaahhh...”

“There was a lot of lesbian action, but unfortunately no orgasm was reached, so too bad.”

“You made me horny!”

“Well, yeah I just wanted you to get in character.”

“Fuck you...”

“But we probably should start from the top. So first we got a history lesson on that famous captain...”

“rhrarglaerglagelag”

“Yes..ok, I see this is not going to work. Let's take care of that really quick.”

INTERMISSION

“Feeling better?”

“...Yes.”

“Excellent, so we start by getting a history lesson about a famous warrior.”

“A historical porn lesson.”

“An odd choice, granted. Unfortunately we where interrupted by lecture leaving lesbian Lexi.”

“...”

“Really? Nothing? Not even a chuckle? I worked hard on that alliteration, you know.”

“Oh yeah, wow, awesome.”

“Anyways, you decided to follow Lexi.”

“W-well yeah, she was clearly up to no good!”

“Going as far as climbing into an air vent after her.”

“Ugh.”

“I was quite convinced that this would lead to a bad end, given the generous amount of chances the story gave you to stop betraying Lexis trust.”

“If you never trust anybody, you can never get betrayed. And I was right at the end, wasn't I?”

“Well...we learned something, I guess."

“Lexi attacked some other girl with Xylophones. Not her best notion as she got overpowered very easily. What was that all about?”

“Frankly I have no idea, I'm sure it will flare up again, tough. At the very least we did get some great lesbian action out of it.

“Sure, let's talk about something else. How about when I chicked Jaces shit in?”

“Chicked?”

“...kicked! I was amazing! I knew the Batons where the best!”

“Indeed, you handled that sparring match pretty well.”

“Of course I did!”

“But I think you preferred the cuddling with Nora.”

“That...”

“Stuff like this really is your weak point.”

“No, it's not!”

“It is a shame that they didn't have enough time to actually go to sleep like this. You know, embraced tight, all warm.”

“S-stop.”

“Wanna cuddle?”

“N-not in front of the readers! Lets move on to weapon maintenance with surfer dude! I turned my two batons into a staff!”

“Bracers and a Staff, huh? Heh.”

“What?”

“Nothing, I'm just in awe of my own intellect.”

“Riiight.”

“This review is just all over the place. I doubt our listeners will be able to follow.”

“Who's fault is this?”

“Well, at this point we might as well commit. What about the sexy shower time? Gina was showering and a fellow female student joined her, so they could wash each others back... and a lot more.”

heavy breathing noises

“Don't tell me you are already getting horny again?”

“W-what about you! This doesn't have any affect on you?”

“I fear I enjoy this story more on a platonic level.”

“Yeah, I suppose your huge humiliation fetish doesn't get satisfied with this.”

“Nonsense.”

“Unfortunately for you, Almax-kyun isn't as depraved as you.”

“Why I never!”

“Actually there was a bit of orgasm denial in that history lesson right? That should be totally your kink.”

“Ah, you mean the Changeling? I did like the concept yes. But unfortunately it wasn't explored enough. The cool captain could have captured the cunning changeling, converting him into her concubine,”

“You are trying way too hard right now.”

“And what about the cave where the captains second in command was cruelly abandoned?”

“Oh yeah, that was kinda fucked up. Neither the capt'n nor her friends gave a shit about Naomi. So she gets **** to **** by ghosts. Probably not even female ghosts.”

“It was rather mean spirited for Almax, I agree. Perhaps he wanted to use this history lesson to show that he isn't all sunshine and unicorns?”

“Whatever. That diversion was stupid. It ruined the entire flow!”

“We could have skipped it tough, which you did, kinda. Well, you skipped the middle of three parts. Kind of an obnoxious thing to do, actually. That's like skipping The empire strikes back"

"Good. That's like the worst one."

"I just pretend I didn't hear that."

“And two out of three is good enough for me. I just want a basic grasp on that stuff in case it becomes important down the line.”

“That is strangely scholarly, coming from you.”

“Look, my goal to take over this school still remains. I already beat up someone, so I'm committed now.”

“You still need to make me cum tough, to join the society of argent. Heh. Argent."

“Ugh, yes, two months and we STILL didn't get to do that one. What the fuck, Almax?”

“Anyway Gina, any more coherent thoughts about our experience?”

“It sucked!”

“Because you didn't get to orgasm?”

“No! I mean, yeah, probably. Couldn't we have done three days instead of two?

“Well, I kinda like this rhythm we have going on.”

“Why the fuck does Almax even get special treatment? These other fucks have hundreds of chapters as well. That demon **** cripple story we are reading right now has 200 chapters!”

“Well you aren't wrong.”

“But?”

“There are 9(translated) Trails games, sooo....”

“You got to be fucking kidding me.”

“Next up! Zero!”